Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
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Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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ipwnallmen 10
Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween
pensadoii 0
Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/
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Comments (85)
Ajjas013 6
You should know my name. You might see a lot of me in the comments... Hello again Sirin! Nice seeing you here. Oh **** you BSR :) she's nice =P It's becoming a party in here... So I'm gonna call it first... FOURSOME!
Sirin_fml 47
BSR, you can make that price on your head $500,000 for calling me a moderator. Don't think of me as a moderator, think of me as your psycho older sister that'll beat you down for no reason whatsoever :D
razz122 5
Valentine's Day is not a holiday.
Ajjas013 6
Some serious catfight is going down here. @Sirin... That psycho older sister thing... It's called a moderator @BSR, mercy is right. You can't get her to admit what color her hair is for your life. She's secretive like that. @pendantic, nvm I thought you were a different user lol. You just changed your picture and it confused me. I wouldn't trade you for a camel's head however. You're worth much more. The whole camel?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
@Brave_Sir_Robin - They're right! You suck at obtaining valid points in arguments and should go fluff a sheep. Fluff it good, you piece of skirt steak. Hmmm... skirt steak...
Sirin_fml 47
@Ajjas: SHHHH, we're supposed to keep that a secret. You snitch on the other users for me and claim I'm just your sister, and I give you $5 bills and a sweet beating :D @Mercy: Mhhhmmm... you're looking RADIANT this evening... @BSR: *hands BSR $500,000 in explosive Monopoly money*
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Sirin - I want to cash in on my $500,000 bounty, payable to Warren Sapp.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
OP, you're not the only one who doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day :[ Not really an FML for only the OP, but a general FML for all the people who will be alone on V-day. I know this sounds cliche, but every cloud has a silver lining. Maybe by working on Valentine's Day you'll earn yourself a raise?
Ajjas013 6
@BSR... Yeah nevermind, Sirin said it all. But for some reason you remind me of Elmo. He talks in third-person. @mercy, Ok? @Sirin, Yeah I guess... You can be my older sister if you want. *Makes sarcastic face* Sorry guys, I was wrong. She's not a moderator at all! Come on Sirin, he's not even worth that much in Monopoly money.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Warren Sapp is going to have a great birthday this year, and he doesn't even have to choke a bitch. (atomic bombs start to fall) Damn it! I was on a roll! A little help here, people?