By ImTheAlpha - 23/12/2015 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, my mom decided that my hair was too long and that she was going to cut it. I now look like a male extra from Xanadu. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 258
You deserved it 1 836

ImTheAlpha tells us more.

I was sleeping on the couch (sitting up), and she came over with scissors and decided my hair needed to be 3 inches shorter than it was. Now my hair ends all bluntly at my shoulders and poofs out since my hair is naturally wavy. Before I had lovely natural beauty waves to the small of my back ;-;

Top comments

saraaa2552 15

Why does she have control over your hair?

On the bright side, you don't have to worry about your hair getting in your way when you light a cigar.

Comments

She could have at least let you choose the length and hairstyle... At least you know it will grow back!!

saraaa2552 15

Why does she have control over your hair?

You try control a 50 year old woman with scissors who sneaks up behind you during a Christmas visit

saraaa2552 15
Mathalamus 24

So... You were unable to hide or stand up to yourself?

Yeah, sorry I'd get the hell away from her and refuse to visit her for a long time until she realizes how wrong her actions were. That's completely disrespectful.

I like how #13's choices were stand up for yourself and hide. That's true to life.

gamecritic101 11

On the bright side, you don't have to worry about your hair getting in your way when you light a cigar.

I can't tell if this was supposed to go to another FML or not...

I guess you'll be asking Santa for a Super Cuts gift card.

Was anyone else's first thought Smash @ Xanadu? Just me? Ok.

hipposteve 21

Maybe you can go to a salon to have it fixed? I know today is the 24th but there are places that are open.