Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
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Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Top comments
ipwnallmen 10
Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween
pensadoii 0
Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/
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Comments (85)
Iluvmuff 0
maybe u should be better lookin:p
elledubb 0
who Cares??? it's a card holiday! my bf and I don't celebrate it..
Arwen1957 0
That sucks big time are you sure yo don't work with me. I was told that I am on the must be there list at work since nobody cares about me There is a huge snow stom on the way and sadly my ride is my 75 year old Mom
loserface7 0
wow that's a fake fml
chely_95 0
u should have punched her face off. >:)0
Loosicles 0
No worries, Valentines day is a vapid, useless holiday.
observesandgasps 0
ydi for not being a pimp.
wonderboy1 0
true that #75 its just another holiday which makes people spend loads of money on pointless spoppy gifts only to have their bf/gf cheat on them the next week =]
wonderboy1 0
soppy*
davidle1 0
I would refuse to work that day for my boss especially after a comment like that...I would say nope unless iam getting paid over time I will be at home watching **** and screw you for judging me!