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  wlddog  |  14

That way you know you are doing the right thing. Only god knows how we survived long enough as a race, to invent FML websites and learn what we should do when our drunk kid gets home.

  Jessj958  |  19

Fuck the pancakes, you should have beat her ass!! I use the app so I'm not sure where OP is from, and I know the legal drinking age is different in other countries, but if my son came home drunk demanding pancakes when he's 20 years old, he's gonna get his ass beat for sure! Might sound a little harsh but I don't want him doing the same stupid things I did.

  ChaoticBacon  |  6

As Abstract of a thought that it may be, bacon itself creates chaos. There's always that last piece that tears families apart. Literally. Like limbs flying everywhere.