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The first priority for any crazy situation is to post on FML. Only then can you proceed to deal with the problem.

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That way you know you are doing the right thing. Only god knows how we survived long enough as a race, to invent FML websites and learn what we should do when our drunk kid gets home.

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OP at least should be glad her stuff wasn't pissed/thrown up on. I wish my roommate would ask me to make pancakes once in a while...

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Fuck the pancakes, you should have beat her ass!! I use the app so I'm not sure where OP is from, and I know the legal drinking age is different in other countries, but if my son came home drunk demanding pancakes when he's 20 years old, he's gonna get his ass beat for sure! Might sound a little harsh but I don't want him doing the same stupid things I did.

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As Abstract of a thought that it may be, bacon itself creates chaos. There's always that last piece that tears families apart. Literally. Like limbs flying everywhere.

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I am more astounded by the fact that you guys keep on looking up things like that, seriously, you should know better by now!

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You claim that we need a sense of humor, but you weren't joking. Is it a serious comment that we're supposed to laugh at?

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I just realized I left out *been* in my previous comment. I thank all of you who showed grace and thumbed it up anyways lol.

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