FML : Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked...

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Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whyeventry? - / Friday 2 August 2013 04:39 / United States - Neenah

Intimacy

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By darth1 | 18

#5609587 - Friday 2 August 2013 11:59

Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.

By mimiminx | 23

#5609598 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:07

You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!

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By darth1 | 18

#5609587 - Friday 2 August 2013 11:59

Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.

DKjazz | 20

#5609650 - Friday 2 August 2013 13:19

But she could have snapped his neck! That's why gators do that at least.

tygerarmy | 35

#5609667 - Friday 2 August 2013 13:37

That sounds hot! I love when a girl grabs my head with her thighs, hands or both.

hemz_fml | 13

#5609681 - Friday 2 August 2013 13:48

Aww poor guy went through a traumatic experience. He has my condolences.

Ryodin | 11

#5609769 - Friday 2 August 2013 15:23

Seriously. I think it's great, and you ending like that just shows how much you enjoyed it. He should really put a little more value in what you like. Just saying.

powerhunger | 4

#5609824 - Friday 2 August 2013 16:34

Double standards are hilarious. If the genders were switched, the guy would be berated around here.

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5609952 - Friday 2 August 2013 18:14

You're full of shit, 58

iluvFMLs15 | 19

#5609961 - Friday 2 August 2013 18:20

69 - most people are full of shit...literally :p

lawls79 | 14

#5610346 - Saturday 3 August 2013 0:00

Your boyfriend sounds like a pussy.

gallaeo | 21

#5610841 - Saturday 3 August 2013 6:07

#98 , lol I totally agree. I guess it's true what they say, you are what you eat?

webbface | 25

#5619735 - Friday 9 August 2013 7:08

I agree #1. I would find this an achievement haha!

By baseballdude1283 | 18

#5609592 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:03

This....this was interesting to read

PterodactylMan | 23

#5609885 - Friday 2 August 2013 17:23

At least you got to experience it once

webbface | 25

#5619741 - Friday 9 August 2013 7:12

#63, I thought your comment was hilarious! I have no idea why there are so many thumbs down.

By Chelsea_bella | 20

#5609597 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:06

He is what he eats.

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5609631 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:46

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken

Vaginabutter | 15

#5609663 - Friday 2 August 2013 13:35

plug your nose and keep on lickin

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5609689 - Friday 2 August 2013 13:55

If it smells like salmon keep a pounding, if it smells like trout pull it out

kumonsucks | 7

#5609797 - Friday 2 August 2013 16:22

Pussy! Just clarifying that up for the comments above

hcollins1 | 18

#5610001 - Friday 2 August 2013 19:02

I love how every comment is thumbed down. And to 56, what else are they talking about?

TogeBara | 12

#5610133 - Friday 2 August 2013 20:16

i love how they are funny comments yet they are downvoted xD

By mimiminx | 23

#5609598 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:07

You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!

30361 | 10

#5609606 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:12

I think 'a bit' is an understatement

blankjack | 6

#5609688 - Friday 2 August 2013 13:55

It is not mentioned how much OP weighs... Might have been a drama!

Mopmob02 | 18

#5609985 - Friday 2 August 2013 18:41

Any guy that has to be talked into going down on a girl and after the experience is now afraid of sex with a girl may not be just a pussy; he is most likely playing on the wrong team. Maybe sucking a guy may not be as... dangerous for him.

chanelvander | 7

#5610117 - Friday 2 August 2013 19:59

I was gonna say; she doesn't seem to be worried enough about having to talk him into it!

NightHawk387 | 22

#5610125 - Friday 2 August 2013 20:04

It sounds like he isn't man enough to be having sex in the first place. BTW, that kind of sounds fun, and I would've just laughed it off.

By logankyng | 15

#5609604 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:11

Rethink who you allow in your pants, smh

By SuperPizzaMan_fml | 11

#5609605 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:11

do you give him head? maybe there's a reason he's so reluctant..

By coldsteelstu | 4

#5609607 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:13

yeah. I think your boyfriend is a little bit of a pussy.

By alshygirl | 14

#5609612 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:19

Wow he scares easy. He should be glad he made you cum so hard

By Bano360 | 25

#5609613 - Friday 2 August 2013 12:19

What straight guy needs to be talked into that? You should be aiming to please her before yourself anyway.

Nekogami | 14

#5609751 - Friday 2 August 2013 14:59

Markus12 | 8

#5609771 - Friday 2 August 2013 15:25

You're just the kind of guy I'd expect a comment like that from...

Bano360 | 25

#5609778 - Friday 2 August 2013 15:32

#50 explain?

NagainaFier | 16

#5610212 - Friday 2 August 2013 22:12

The only explanation I can think of is if he mixed up your post (please yourself before her, rather than what you actually wrote).

I don't know for sure, but I'm finding I don't care much for this guy's comments.