Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
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darth1
| 18
Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.
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mimiminx
| 23
You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!
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darth1
| 18
Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.
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DKjazz
| 20
But she could have snapped his neck! That's why gators do that at least.
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tygerarmy
| 35
That sounds hot! I love when a girl grabs my head with her thighs, hands or both.
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hemz_fml
| 13
Aww poor guy went through a traumatic experience. He has my condolences.
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Ryodin
| 11
Seriously. I think it's great, and you ending like that just shows how much you enjoyed it. He should really put a little more value in what you like. Just saying.
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powerhunger
| 4
Double standards are hilarious. If the genders were switched, the guy would be berated around here.
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
You're full of shit, 58
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iluvFMLs15
| 19
69 - most people are full of shit...literally :p
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lawls79
| 14
Your boyfriend sounds like a pussy.
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gallaeo
| 21
#98 , lol I totally agree. I guess it's true what they say, you are what you eat?
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webbface
| 25
I agree #1. I would find this an achievement haha!
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baseballdude1283
| 18
This....this was interesting to read
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PterodactylMan
| 23
At least you got to experience it once
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webbface
| 25
#63, I thought your comment was hilarious! I have no idea why there are so many thumbs down.
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Chelsea_bella
| 20
He is what he eats.
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken
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Vaginabutter
| 15
plug your nose and keep on lickin
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
If it smells like salmon keep a pounding, if it smells like trout pull it out
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kumonsucks
| 7
Pussy! Just clarifying that up for the comments above
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hcollins1
| 18
I love how every comment is thumbed down. And to 56, what else are they talking about?
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TogeBara
| 12
i love how they are funny comments yet they are downvoted xD
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mimiminx
| 23
You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!
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30361
| 10
I think 'a bit' is an understatement
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blankjack
| 6
It is not mentioned how much OP weighs... Might have been a drama!
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Mopmob02
| 18
Any guy that has to be talked into going down on a girl and after the experience is now afraid of sex with a girl may not be just a pussy; he is most likely playing on the wrong team. Maybe sucking a guy may not be as... dangerous for him.
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chanelvander
| 7
I was gonna say; she doesn't seem to be worried enough about having to talk him into it!
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NightHawk387
| 22
It sounds like he isn't man enough to be having sex in the first place. BTW, that kind of sounds fun, and I would've just laughed it off.
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logankyng
| 15
Rethink who you allow in your pants, smh
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SuperPizzaMan_fml
| 11
do you give him head? maybe there's a reason he's so reluctant..
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coldsteelstu
| 4
yeah. I think your boyfriend is a little bit of a pussy.
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alshygirl
| 14
Wow he scares easy. He should be glad he made you cum so hard
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Bano360
| 25
What straight guy needs to be talked into that? You should be aiming to please her before yourself anyway.
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Nekogami
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Markus12
| 8
You're just the kind of guy I'd expect a comment like that from...
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Bano360
| 25
#50 explain?
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NagainaFier
| 16
The only explanation I can think of is if he mixed up your post (please yourself before her, rather than what you actually wrote).
I don't know for sure, but I'm finding I don't care much for this guy's comments.
I don't know for sure, but I'm finding I don't care much for this guy's comments.
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MrsReed
| 14
Straight guys like my hubby, unfortunately :(
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applebramble
| 22
Your boyfriend doesn't know how to have fun ...