By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
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Killz268 18

she's had a little too much of mommy juice lol

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Cads1 24

She was drunk, stop being so insecure and give her a break.

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LeavenSilva 27

She must've been really drunk to not recognize her own daughter, that must've been really hard for you, OP. I hope that she just meant it in a drunk way, and that she doesn't have other secret children that she's been hiding from you

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Morning_fml 22

LOL yeah I highly doubt that. People say & do all kinds of weird things when they're drunk, don't worry.

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Duladian 19

There might be a chance that she lost a child before you, or she's just so drunk she doesn't even know who you are. In either case she's to drunk for her own good.

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MrConcise 34

Maybe she meant metaphorically. Or maybe she has that disorder that makes her have trouble recognizing faces. That's a stretch, she's probably just a drunk moron.

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MrConcise 34

Nope, I'm assuming they did a segment on it about the facial recognition disorder? My friend's dad actually has it. My friend and I look so alike that sometimes he confuses us.

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cailey1234567890 24

This one time my mum was drunk and while I was taking her home she was HYSTERICALLY laughing that the car was "smiling at her" because someone has used a window marker and drawn a smiley face on it.

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Killz268 18

she's had a little too much of mommy juice lol

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Miss_Whipped 43

One time my mom was drinking when she took her sleeping pills, resulting in her sleepwalking into my room naked a little while later, demanding to use the bathroom. 'Mom, this isn't the bathroom.'

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heyitslogan 16

I'm sorry, that must have hurt holy shit

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beararm 11

Mayb she was getting deep. she might have been asking where the daughter she knows is if she feels like ur growing up fast on her.

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MrThump 16

Nothing worse than a drunk parent, well maybe a drunk crying one. Bummer OP.

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killerdime 15

You could always have a loved one's head cut off... That would be worse

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Rababco 29

What about a parent with Alzheimer's Disease? I'd say that's worse. Being drunk is only temporary but Alzheimer's is permanent.

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