Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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GusBa 0
I know a guy with the last name cockerham and another with the lastname sackrider
iFruit 0
Fred Mark Longfield
Scorpitarrius 0
Mine are TBS...I got some flack about that one.
those_bastards 0
I win the initials thing. FTW.
guitarman78965 0
FAIL
whatthefuckcunt 0
shut. the **** up jesus christ you are a dipshit. i hope you die soon. DERRRR FAIL DUUUUH ******* ***** going on with DERRR EPIC AND FAIL AND WIN SHUT THE **** UP ALREADY
skishy 0
I used to have a friend with B.R.A. and some people still callher that
03kaczmarskik 0
yeah well i'm KKK :-/
KatieGoesRawrr 0
I know someone who's initials are : std
Serperoth 0
Well he just wanted to be nice. If your initials are really FML you should thank him. If not, then... Well it was still a nice gesture I s'pose...
Pandesme 0
Epic! Thats pretty funny FML are your initials! My sister's initials are HOE, so it could be worse :P