Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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SimplyDeviant 1
my intials are DAM
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Awesome name. Just sayin'.
iRod 0
what are you talking about?... win!
Rishy 0
im guessing his name is MLS cuz MY LIFE SUCKS comes out of it
kallielou 10
My friend's initials spell CASH and mine spell KP. guess who was called kim possible all thru elementary? :P
Theflicker001 0
my initials are DF my name you ask? Dick flicker Fml
daniisme 0
k then. I knew a dude named drew peacock (nt kiddin) Eric shin (my fav) storm heavan and hughbry jass (he prefers Hugh)
AlexGurl 0
A.K.N.H.... Alex Kirtsy Neily H!nd .... more commonly known as: Alex Kirsty Almost Hind... My poor cousin gets called B-Hind.... :( Poor Benny
koribis 0
My initials backwards are STD. It's fun for my brother to point out to people.
KingDingALing 9
OM NOM NOM NOM :D