Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML

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By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By Anon - 18/08/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:58 - United States

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

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By silkworm - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML

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jhgfd 18

Sunday 2 June 2019 2:00

what if you've been spelling your name wrong all your life.

Tina Desjardins-Kochaniec 3

Sunday 2 June 2019 14:24

To be honest Anonymous can be pretty tricky to spell.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 June 2019 22:47

That must suck, Mary.

jhgfd 18

Sunday 2 June 2019 2:00

what if you've been spelling your name wrong all your life.

1known 30

Sunday 2 June 2019 7:32

Are you sure it was for you?

jriley4u 17

Sunday 2 June 2019 8:01

Maybe the told the place the correct spelling and the business got it wrong. It’s possible...

Tina Desjardins-Kochaniec 3

Sunday 2 June 2019 14:24

To be honest Anonymous can be pretty tricky to spell.

Trinity Fenwick 7

Sunday 2 June 2019 14:30

pretty sure they didn't give it to you because the jeweler ****** up. duh.

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