Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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IamSpartacus 0
A funny name is "Alfa Kenny Won"...just say it fast.
worthy_of_love 0
My best friend, her and her siblings initials make up something not so great. Her older sister, brother, and hers, make up 'STD' and it's in order.
omgitssarah7 0
My mom knew someone named Orville Crumdik. There was alos Peter Knopfart, and someone with the last name Maboobypoor (or something along those lines.)
gurlie25 0
My initials spell "ARM". My mom's spell "TMC". My brother AND sister's spell "JAZ". I have a friend named Brandon A. Dickover. No joke. "BAD" name much? Lol! I would totally my FML merchandise. If I had any money, lol.
yake12 0
how Is it that all members of ur family have different last names
gingerrrr88 11
Marriage changes peoples last names dude…
Acriline 0
first, your stepdad is amazingly awesome. second, i would find it hilarious to not only have the initials "fml" but to walk around with an article of clothing that said "fml" with the exuse that they are my initials third, my initials are "ASS". no joke.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
My initials are SAN. Nothing really all that interesting though... Just saying... >w>;;
Scrambles 0
That's cool that he made that for you! Win-Win for the initials! XD
Etc80 0
To everyone saying they want clothing with FML on it: http://www.fmylife.com/tshirts OP: ARE you initials FML? Since you signed with something else, I mean.
frenchfriez888 0
my friends name is Mariah Isabel Lane-Feife and her initials are M.I.L.F.
ouch_harsh 0
mine spell out jew... not a terrible thing though... i just get called jewfro for some reason...