Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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Lauren10102 3
my sister's are BAT i have a friend named Mandy-Lynn (say it out loud) My other sister's madien initials were KKT, she married a guy with he last name of Klien. Think of her initials now....
G_thelegend 0
in english it means NOM NOM NOM NOM
angel55033 12
what a coincidence ha
bepbopboopbop 0
my initials are MRS and i think it is pretty cool so why would it be an fml
madbrat97 0
I would kill for those initials. Mine are boring. Nothing special about M.R.B.
DUDE_ITS_JORDAN 0
I know someone who's name is Samuel Theodore Danton.... look at those initials.
idklalaalala 0
I have an uncle vinny and and aunt edna...names don't get more ironic than that.
The_ghost_420 0
I knew a guy named no lie Mike Hunt.
wudgie 0
mine is STD -__-"
laxguy96 6
my friend's uncle's name is Dick Sieman.