Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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shall317 0
hey one of my friends last name is Gay and the grat part is is that his first name starts with an A so he is A.Gay lol
deathzombie1314 0
Sweet
ifinsane 6
Free belt don't complain
rabbinussbaum 0
Can someone please explain to me how this is a bad thing in any way?
legojud 5
My friends initials are "ass"
INockdempuzyUP 4
My last name is Fateen. Fat Teen.....
emmyheartsyou7 0
I know someone with the initials f.a.p. Fancisca Alison Pekmaz
gnosiso 0
My initials are WTF
BlackCloudedSldr 5
108 DTS. Down To Suck.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
I call bullshit. Those are the most common made up names right next to the best one, Mike Hunt.