Miscellaneous: Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.

By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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Top comments

1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

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1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

neonokku 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 12:41

that's really stupid. you can work on your studies, work out, fix your hair, take a walk or even eat get off your high horse and get a job

White667 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:20

Well next time you're bored do a little research on how to correctly use a comma.

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:49

This should be on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) not Fmylife

winterharte 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 10:12

I wouldn't call him/her pathetic... ok yes I would but that's just because I'm an asshole. Anyways, I would just call him/her pretty stupid xD Just read a book or take a walk or some shit, sewing is lame. :D

2gether4ever 0

Monday 26 April 2010 4:41

how the hell is the FML?????? ;)

k2cool_87 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:22

pathetic just doesnt cut it.....

tulsafml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 14:47

he's french

wtfismyfml 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:22

boredom makes us do crazy things

isantorin 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

this. :D

x0stormbringer 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:26

anddd THIS xD

millyXD 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:36

and this.

nabzilla 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:43

i agree. this as well.

iSpaceShuttle 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 4:56

And This! Is Ariel XD wait; what are we saying This For = ?

KatieKhaos 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:25

Because this is awesome

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

liveBabylon 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:29

AWWWW That's adorable :)

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:29

Awesome haha. This reveals a new level of boredomness.

LemonadePink 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:32

Why didn't you just make paper snowflakes? or take a walk? or ******* something man haha.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:45

******* something? Good suggestion.

mehXP 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:36

this belongs on mlia, not fml :P

Luckster 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:36

Eh...at least you did something with your time. I just take a nap when I'm bored.

WonderBlunder 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:42

Props to OP for knowing how to sew.

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