Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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Comments (206)
darebear331 4
haha my friend is named samuel harry allen thompson hahah
Clubkicker_fml 0
My friends initials are HSM which is high school musical everyone sings songs from it to her and she gets real pissed.
MandathePanda24 0
This isn't about initials but say sofa king retarded really fast and out loud. It took me a while to figure it out but it's funny if you need help just comment
neongurl98 10
Can somebody tell my why people think they deserve this??!!??!!
that1chick7 0
I know a guy named shadowhawk and one named greywolf... We call them shadow and grey, no joke
frayster 2
wow my initials are fmi, mom u missed a few letters!!!
jamaymay92 0
I know two girls, sisters. Their names are stormy and Skye
jamaymay92 0
My ex's initials are T.A His dads? B.A.
thatkid69 0
My initials are DKS
bullrider92 19
Better than initials being G.A.Y.