Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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Comments (206)
EvilPotato 15
What the hell is your name
Lopee069 4
Mine are B.J.S. :(
JBsGirlee 7
I know a guy who's father's initials are MLB
danielr1219 0
my friends is STD, Sean Thomas Driscoll
brigitte522 0
dude my initails are BBC... fml is good
magic103 2
I knew a guy who's first name was miles and his last name was long. highschool most have been fun for him
marissav55 4
my friend's initials are mee or just me
iluvfmls456 0
I know this guy whose inititials are BS
MollyXD124 7
I used to have a neighbor named Mike Hunt. no joke. when my aunt who came to visit us from Ireland, she thought we were just being gross when we kept in saying his name..
mandyville 8
well maybe the MLS this person has means "my life sucks"? I don't think it sucks. it's actually very awesome!