Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML
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Welshite
| 39
Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.
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BlueBaronBitch
| 22
Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls
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Welshite
| 39
Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.
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arano
| 29
Cinnamon sounds like a stripper name.
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korylabauve
| 7
but cinnamon is a black stripper name. doesn't work for a son...
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socialproduct
| 19
Ahh #1, you beat me to it. Surprisingly you seem to be the only person who made the reference
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Brazski
| 6
Dude, come on, when the thyme comes!
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trucker2
| 33
Gee thanks better run out and buy my pole... Wtf. Love Cinnamon
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nicolai44
| 12
Hey, that's *DR.* Pepper to you!
Sorry, too obvious, couldn't resist. I'll try harder next time.
Sorry, too obvious, couldn't resist. I'll try harder next time.
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Flyndaran
| 10
This is the internet, so Cinnamon is a cat's name. lol....lolcat.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Sage advice.
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BlueBaronBitch
| 22
Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls
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analhehskb
| 5
Spicy
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ENDmySUFFERING
| 19
Calm down, she's just salty.
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TrebleMajor
| 13
You should name her Ginger instead. Your wife can name her after a spice and you get a somewhat normal name
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PencilTips
| 19
I hope the child won't turn out to be a redhead then. Otherwise, he would be constantly bullied for his/her name everytime introducing themselves.
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Capteen_fml
| 16
Why is 17 getting down voted? It's not a nice fact of life, but let's face it, kids are fucking cruel when they want to be.
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ChopSuey444
| 20
My best friend's mom is a redhead named Ginger. I have literally never once in 10 years coincided the two.
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ber4fun
| 23
Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a different unique name you can both agree on.
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MandieL
| 27
Just tell her that the kids will call her "pap smear" as a nickname. That might change her mind. Or if she's a GOT fan, "Reek" as a nickname might do the trick.
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manuwish
| 9
well ain't that a deal breaker..haha OP it's not much worse than being called Apple..with a name like that she's sure to spice up our lives ;)) haha
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hellobobismyname
| 24
... Are you really talking about a child in that way?
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hellobobismyname
| 24
I figured he was talking about Apple, who is the daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow, and I just thought it was creepy him saying she was sure to grow up to spice up our lives with double winking faces. I just found it creepy because I wouldn't want anyone talking about my kid that way, if I had one. Never said anything about sexually abusing a fetus, wtf?
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yerawizardlizzy
| 27
I dunno, but I recently read an article about a guy who was arrested for sending photos of his wife's ultrasound to an undercover cop posing as a pedophile. So I guess it's serious enough?
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soulreaper12296
| 28
Please please please stand your ground and don't let that happen. There's already so many stupid names out there, we don't need another.
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cheyluvsturtles
| 30
she's pregnant and most likely feeling all sorts of hormone changes. She will probably change her mind when she realizes that that's a ridiculous name. but if not then f your daughters life