By no - 25/06/2016 02:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML
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Welshite 39

Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls

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Welshite 39

Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.

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arano 29

Cinnamon sounds like a stripper name.

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korylabauve 7

but cinnamon is a black stripper name. doesn't work for a son...

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socialproduct 19

Ahh #1, you beat me to it. Surprisingly you seem to be the only person who made the reference

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trucker2 33

Gee thanks better run out and buy my pole... Wtf. Love Cinnamon

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nicolai44 12

Hey, that's *DR.* Pepper to you! Sorry, too obvious, couldn't resist. I'll try harder next time.

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Flyndaran 10

This is the internet, so Cinnamon is a cat's name. lol....lolcat.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls

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TrebleMajor 13

You should name her Ginger instead. Your wife can name her after a spice and you get a somewhat normal name

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PencilTips 19

I hope the child won't turn out to be a redhead then. Otherwise, he would be constantly bullied for his/her name everytime introducing themselves.

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Capteen_fml 16

Why is 17 getting down voted? It's not a nice fact of life, but let's face it, kids are ******* cruel when they want to be.

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ChopSuey444 20

My best friend's mom is a redhead named Ginger. I have literally never once in 10 years coincided the two.

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ber4fun 23

Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a different unique name you can both agree on.

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MandieL 27

Just tell her that the kids will call her "pap smear" as a nickname. That might change her mind. Or if she's a GOT fan, "Reek" as a nickname might do the trick.

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manuwish 9

well ain't that a deal breaker..haha OP it's not much worse than being called Apple..with a name like that she's sure to spice up our lives ;)) haha

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hellobobismyname 24

... Are you really talking about a child in that way?

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hellobobismyname 24

I figured he was talking about Apple, who is the daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow, and I just thought it was creepy him saying she was sure to grow up to spice up our lives with double winking faces. I just found it creepy because I wouldn't want anyone talking about my kid that way, if I had one. Never said anything about sexually abusing a fetus, wtf?

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I dunno, but I recently read an article about a guy who was arrested for sending photos of his wife's ultrasound to an undercover cop posing as a pedophile. So I guess it's serious enough?

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soulreaper12296 28

Please please please stand your ground and don't let that happen. There's already so many stupid names out there, we don't need another.

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cheyluvsturtles 30

she's pregnant and most likely feeling all sorts of hormone changes. She will probably change her mind when she realizes that that's a ridiculous name. but if not then f your daughters life

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