Today, a year after I moved out with no contact since, my former housemates texted me out of the blue to tell me I'm not invited to their wedding. Seems she thought I'd just turn up and "embarrass" myself. I never indicated that I intended or even wanted to go. FML
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Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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mike3775 36
Text her back and say “why would I want to go to your awful wedding anyways, since we have not spoken in over a year? Get over yourself honey”
Chazzster 29
I have a feeling there is a backstory there that OP is intentionally not sharing. Is one of the “happy couple” OP’s Ex? Did OP or former roommate do something bad or in poor taste?
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mike3775 36
Text her back and say “why would I want to go to your awful wedding anyways, since we have not spoken in over a year? Get over yourself honey”
Chazzster 29
I have a feeling there is a backstory there that OP is intentionally not sharing. Is one of the “happy couple” OP’s Ex? Did OP or former roommate do something bad or in poor taste?
rainbowdonnareed 18
I'd call back and say I didn't want to come to it anyway stop fishing for gifts
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I would have said "uh, good? I wasn't planning on going but maybe I will now."
Sweetie 5
Block their numbers and ignore the text. It's just a drama queen looking for attention.