Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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Comments (206)
Mattsayshola 0
Not an fml. In fact it's cool. Stop bitching.
junkinmahcranium 0
I'm NPR. Nothing bad except that radio station >>
Zonadow 0
My initials are DAM. My aunt's family's names in order spell RED. My nickname? Is Z.
gowzer90 0
not nearly as bad as having ur letters addresed to "Master B Gow" now thats FML btw my friends do call me Master B
testing_fml 0
There was this guy from my school with initals PMS, which I found because it was stitched onto his L.L. Bean bookbag. There was also this girl with the last name Virgin from my school.
monkeyofdragons 0
tht sounds extremly fake
RoyalBloodline 0
My friends initials are " ASS " LOL =P
Dillybar 0
I know two guys whose initials are WTF and STD.
Retro_Grade 0
My initials spell DAD and my friends initials spell CAT.
chyeaitskim 0
I know someone with the initials GAS, BAM, and MEAT. & if my middle name started with an I, my initials would be KIM, which is also my name.