Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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JN226 0
My boyfriend's intials are BJ. He doesnt have a middle name. Its kinda funny
popcorncomics 0
Mine are ARM. I guess it's not as entertaining as FML though
Claire_bear 0
What is someone's name was Marissa Isabella Louies Frankson They'd be MILF bahaha(:
no_fml 0
FRANKIE LUGO EVERYBODY
containsnosoy 0
What's wrong with that?
DJDistraction 0
:] Haha. My friends initials are 'DSL'. He's a guy.
crash9805 0
OMG dude that's awesome...definitely not and eff my life moment...but funny no less! I would totally wear FML t-shirts Alan!!!!
ertw 0
dude that actually sounds pretty epic :D
yeahitstella 0
At least he made you a belt in the first place. My friend's initials are ASS(:
WFMS 0
That's awsome. My first and last name initials are MF