By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
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watchme 11

I suggest locking your door at night

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shorty6823 28

I don't think he's old enough to really understand death... And how permanent it is

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SammiixSue 13

...I'd watch out for that one if I were you.

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Kiki242 19

Is it wrong that I laughed at ths?

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Tall_Enough 10

looks like he's not getting dinner..

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Welshite 39

I've never understood denying food to a growing child as a punishment, and I don't think I ever will. I'd rather explain to my children and try to make them understand what they did wrong.

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kurodansei 16

Well if OP is his mom she should be proud. He's growing up to be quite the lady killer.

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empbob 20

Hmmm... OP is females, and referred to him/her as My Child... Hmmm...

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sean0619 8

Just make sure he doesn't watch movies related to serial killing...

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sexyboi1985 27

He must hate u to death !

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Jharrist89 12

I wonder what she he got that from, or movie.

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Horsempeg 25

Thatbis a little creepy.. Where did he learn that??

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