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By  JMichael  |  25

Kids say the darnedest things.

By  DocBastard  |  38

This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.

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By  JMichael  |  25

Kids say the darnedest things.

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

this comment really needs to to stop appearing every time there's an FML about a child who says something funny. It's like the "shitty situation" comment.

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  tman1985  |  9

but yet 34, the vote count doesnt support your theory.. ya thats right

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  PIGaming  |  21

well that backfired #38

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

38, lol it will soon enough ;)

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  levention  |  18

Kids say the darndest things.

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  JMichael  |  25

I don't see it going down yet 53. And if you don't like seeing the comment thumb it down and move on. Your well thought out opinion on the use of a show headliner wasn't needed.

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

66 don't tell me what to do.

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Face it, 71. You're not all that special. The phrase isn't going anywhere anytime soon since it's been around longer than you have, so just downvote it and move on with your life.

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

frank is right. seems like OP needs to step his game up as dad.

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  barbsillvy  |  10

I can imagine your face, I'm sorry OP, maybe he heard the it somewhere and said it, that age is amazing, they repeat everything they hear! Luv those lil ones lol

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  PresleighJ  |  10

I'm pretty sure he said he was lying down with his son trying to help him get to sleep... Sounds like he's a pretty good dad. No need to step things up

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  Eleanor6141  |  11

exactly !

By  awkwardloveannie  |  28

maybe he heard your wife say it? or other kids on the playground.. or you on the phone with a boyfriend...

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  jamiejones10  |  8

I'd be disturbed if daddy was on the phone with 'a boyfriend'

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@24 even if I meant it in a homosexual way why should that bother you? a 5 year old might not get that @29 thank you for seeing what I meant but people in the fml community will probably down vote you for it

By  jamnglamgirlie  |  17

I would be worried about what your babysitter does when you're away.

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