Tall_Enough

Mr Colorado, USA 30 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 2 June 2013, 22:36 Grays, United Kingdom

Stop right now!

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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arthise 9 October 2013, 07:03 Evansville, United States

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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