FML : Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because...

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 8 August 2015 05:18 / Canada

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By Amateur_Dank | 17

#6375851 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:36

I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for

By tygerarmy | 35

#6375848 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

Tell your dad to quit farting around.

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By MisterKnowItAll | 15

#6375846 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:34

He just doesn't want to think he's getting old.

1dvs_bstd | 41

#6375901 - Sunday 9 August 2015 8:24

hmm, how's that relevant to his age, again? It can happen to anyone regardless of age or gender.

igive | 28

#6375956 - Sunday 9 August 2015 10:31

It even happens to my dog.

By Cads1 | 24

#6375847 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

Why were you there to even see what happened? Unless you were screwing around that is.

cupcakebruh | 21

#6375864 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:45

He could have been in the living room taking his nap on the couch. I don't think my dad has ever taken a nap in his own bed..

By tygerarmy | 35

#6375848 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

Tell your dad to quit farting around.

By rnarshmallow | 21

#6375849 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

I'd record it next time.

Pacers13 | 11

#6376324 - Sunday 9 August 2015 21:30

Well she probably wasn't expecting him to do that.

By Amateur_Dank | 17

#6375851 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:36

I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for

By 20bricks | 28

#6375853 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:37

Fart on him to prove dominance.

By enginsteve | 16

#6375854 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:38

My dog does the same thing! lol

By Greattitan2 | 13

#6375855 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:39

I guess farts can be silent and deadly

katydid91 | 27

#6375959 - Sunday 9 August 2015 10:57

This particular fart was clearly not silent but was quite deadly.

By ChristinePi | 36

#6375869 - Sunday 9 August 2015 7:51

The bitching was his way of acknowledging that it was true and him being embarrassed about it. Sorry OP, your dad is just ashamed of himself that that happened.