Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
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Amateur_Dank
| 17
I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for
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tygerarmy
| 35
Tell your dad to quit farting around.
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MisterKnowItAll
| 15
He just doesn't want to think he's getting old.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
hmm, how's that relevant to his age, again? It can happen to anyone regardless of age or gender.
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igive
| 28
It even happens to my dog.
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Cads1
| 24
Why were you there to even see what happened? Unless you were screwing around that is.
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cupcakebruh
| 21
He could have been in the living room taking his nap on the couch. I don't think my dad has ever taken a nap in his own bed..
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tygerarmy
| 35
Tell your dad to quit farting around.
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rnarshmallow
| 21
I'd record it next time.
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Pacers13
| 11
Well she probably wasn't expecting him to do that.
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Amateur_Dank
| 17
I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for
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20bricks
| 28
Fart on him to prove dominance.
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enginsteve
| 17
My dog does the same thing! lol
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Greattitan2
| 13
I guess farts can be silent and deadly
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katydid91
| 29
This particular fart was clearly not silent but was quite deadly.
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ChristinePi
| 36
The bitching was his way of acknowledging that it was true and him being embarrassed about it. Sorry OP, your dad is just ashamed of himself that that happened.
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beeferjay
| 34
hes been eating way to many twinkies... twinkies on the brain
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katydid91
| 29
Was this a reference to something? And are you certain that it isn't you that has Twinkies on the brain?