By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
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Amateur_Dank 17
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I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for

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tygerarmy 35
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Tell your dad to quit farting around.

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MisterKnowItAll 15
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He just doesn't want to think he's getting old.

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1dvs_bstd 41
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hmm, how's that relevant to his age, again? It can happen to anyone regardless of age or gender.

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igive 29
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It even happens to my dog.

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Cads1 24
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Why were you there to even see what happened? Unless you were screwing around that is.

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cupcakebruh 21
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He could have been in the living room taking his nap on the couch. I don't think my dad has ever taken a nap in his own bed..

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tygerarmy 35
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Tell your dad to quit farting around.

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rnarshmallow 21
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I'd record it next time.

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Pacers13 11
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Well she probably wasn't expecting him to do that.

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Amateur_Dank 17
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I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for

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20bricks 28
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Fart on him to prove dominance.

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enginsteve 17
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My dog does the same thing! lol

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Greattitan2 13
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I guess farts can be silent and deadly

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katydid91 31
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This particular fart was clearly not silent but was quite deadly.

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ChristinePi 36
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The bitching was his way of acknowledging that it was true and him being embarrassed about it. Sorry OP, your dad is just ashamed of himself that that happened.

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beeferjay 34
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hes been eating way to many twinkies... twinkies on the brain

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katydid91 31
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Was this a reference to something? And are you certain that it isn't you that has Twinkies on the brain?

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