Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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Amateur_Dank 17

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:36

I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for

tygerarmy 35

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

Tell your dad to quit farting around.

MisterKnowItAll 15

Sunday 9 August 2015 7:34

He just doesn't want to think he's getting old.

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 9 August 2015 8:24

hmm, how's that relevant to his age, again? It can happen to anyone regardless of age or gender.

igive 29

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Sunday 9 August 2015 10:31

It even happens to my dog.

Cads1 24

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

Why were you there to even see what happened? Unless you were screwing around that is.

cupcakebruh 21

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:45

He could have been in the living room taking his nap on the couch. I don't think my dad has ever taken a nap in his own bed..

tygerarmy 35

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

Tell your dad to quit farting around.

rnarshmallow 21

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:35

I'd record it next time.

Pacers13 11

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Sunday 9 August 2015 21:30

Well she probably wasn't expecting him to do that.

Amateur_Dank 17

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:36

I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for

20bricks 28

Sunday 9 August 2015 7:37

Fart on him to prove dominance.

enginsteve 17

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:38

My dog does the same thing! lol

Greattitan2 13

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:39

I guess farts can be silent and deadly

katydid91 31

Sunday 9 August 2015 10:57

This particular fart was clearly not silent but was quite deadly.

ChristinePi 36

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Sunday 9 August 2015 7:51

The bitching was his way of acknowledging that it was true and him being embarrassed about it. Sorry OP, your dad is just ashamed of himself that that happened.