By todaddy - United Kingdom
Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
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By  cartoonboy  |  26

Just drop him off at the adoption place

By  Sp1k3FML  |  14

Fyl,you chose to have kids.