FML : Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into...

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Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By todaddy - / Friday 23 May 2014 19:32 / United Kingdom

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By 715chiefs | 15

#5954282 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:07

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

By henney2464 | 6

#5954279 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:04

Haha, he probably feels so special

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By henney2464 | 6

#5954279 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:04

Haha, he probably feels so special

md101 | 18

#5954396 - Saturday 24 May 2014 3:05

Sounds like a ball breaker of a day.

cakefete2 | 30

#5954417 - Saturday 24 May 2014 3:49

#1, he's trying to stomp out all future competition for his dad's love.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5954452 - Saturday 24 May 2014 4:25

Sounds like your son is learning Krav Maga...

blancoing | 14

#5955489 - Sunday 25 May 2014 3:32

what a great father...

By 715chiefs | 15

#5954282 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:07

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

DragonPorn | 15

#5954327 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:29

How did this get thumbed down?

domolovesyoshi | 33

#5954393 - Saturday 24 May 2014 2:58

Because that's not how reproduction works

By Wingnuts | 12

#5954285 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:08

Tell him he killed his soon-to-be-brother.

AlaskanG | 27

#5954349 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:57

And why would you ever say that to a 5-year old?

By cartoonboy | 26

#5954290 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:10

Just drop him off at the adoption place

cakefete2 | 30

#5954412 - Saturday 24 May 2014 3:41

Go to timeout and think about what you've done. If you still believe that was appropriate, stay in the corner and think some more.

Queenie2014 | 11

#5954617 - Saturday 24 May 2014 6:13

WTF?!

By SwtCherryPie | 26

#5954293 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:12

Because you can't admit your son hurt you? and maybe in the process teach him to be careful around such sensitive areas?

imasquealer | 1

#5954340 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:39

Exactly. My son is four and knows not to jump on daddy's balls.

cakefete2 | 30

#5954414 - Saturday 24 May 2014 3:43

Why shouldn't he jump on your balls? Does it have anything to do with your screen name?

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5954598 - Saturday 24 May 2014 5:59

^^^^ I am dying of laughter.

By Sp1k3FML | 14

#5954295 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:10

Fyl,you chose to have kids.

gshocker20 | 21

#5954325 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:28

Coming from the prepubescent teenager.

AlaskanG | 27

#5954353 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:58

So did your parents. Think they regret it?

junkman6 | 22

#5954450 - Saturday 24 May 2014 4:24

That's YDI for choosing to have kids. Getting ball busted comes with the territory of child raising.

By kelsorg | 21

#5954299 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:12

explain to him how one day he will share the same "happiness" lol

Saikon1357 | 25

#5954693 - Saturday 24 May 2014 7:50

Son, someday in the future you will understand why daddy is crying.

By Jiplo | 18

#5954303 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:14

Kids. Gotta love 'em.

Shmatterhorn | 38

#5954441 - Saturday 24 May 2014 4:20

Especially when they get to choose which nursing home you get to go to at the end.

By chris4u2nv5 | 19

#5954311 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:21

I would have explained it to him a different way!!! The old fashion way.

cakefete2 | 30

#5954415 - Saturday 24 May 2014 3:44

I can't help but picture your "old fashioned" way involving OP punching his son in the groin and saying "hurts don't it?".

chosha_fml | 25

#5955029 - Saturday 24 May 2014 18:06

For accidentally hurting him? Sometimes the old-fashioned way is just the asshole parent way.

By warsun | 27

#5954315 - Saturday 24 May 2014 1:24

You sound like an awesome dad :D

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