By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
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watchme 11

I suggest locking your door at night

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shorty6823 28

I don't think he's old enough to really understand death... And how permanent it is

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iloveshim 14

There is no way he came up with that on his own. You might want to find out where he got that from, and stop it.

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dblogic 19

Awwww, little Damien is so adorable!!!!!

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moonfull101 13

That should be addressed properly. You should check where he received such an influence

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LostByumbers88 5

....dude, your kid's crazy. But he's only 5 so he probably doesn't know any better. Lock your door though...

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ilesuk 11

Perhaps a little bit of therapy is in order to nip what ever this is in the bud early. Also try and talk to him. He might be 5 but can still communicates. Ask him why he did it.

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qwertkinz 12

Maybe you need to have a little talk about death...

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tarickman 13

As long as its not a learned behavior...

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