By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
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hairdreser0nfire 0

And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

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Freeze_fml 16

That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

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EvilDave 13

YDI for having sex with a random stranger you probably picked for his looks.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You slept with a stranger, so accept the consequences. I'm sorry, but you're really the one to blame here...

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Darko21 5

Moderated this one. And it's a new favorite. :P

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fakeaccountX 6

have some pizza to take your mind off things.

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dmgfsu 1

awesome user name point break rules!! Utah get me 2 lol

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azianzenzation 0

that's what you get when you couldn't pay the Guy after sex. lol

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azianzenzation 0

that's what you get when you couldn't pay the Guy after sex. lol

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secretlyshy 0

YDI for ******* strangers anyway.

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franwins0827 7

YDI for bringing home a stranger.

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danisawesome 0

WTF did u screw a hobo

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