Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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xxjenn27xx
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Sorry op! I hope everything works out
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theHIGHroad2
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Another FML where the boyfriend robbed OP's Apartment came to my mind while reading this one. I hope Op's bf has nothing to do with this robbery.
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Nbackus9
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Wrong OP, you're boyfriend will soon be gone I'm guessing!
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Nbackus9
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Your*
I'm sorry about that
I'm sorry about that
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sens3sfailing
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Oh my god. First time I have ever seen You're ever used incorrectly by pure accident...you sir, have done something I did not know was possible.
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ChrisTheCalm
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How awesome would the robbers be if they took pictures smiling with the OP's boyfriend while he slept
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_Oblivion_
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I don't know why but what comes to mind is that Allstate commercial with the dog haha
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funnynesh
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How come this comment got thumbed down?
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lexiieeex3
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At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
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TrueTriage
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Edited the comment after I posted this :(
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biggestfan23
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She's lucky her boyfriends not dead. Nowadays you just never know
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noelykins1
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Am I the only one who is thinking of that episode from Family Matters?
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MichellinMan
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^ yes
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LoveMyKoolaid
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They didn't take her boyfriend, but they took her Koolaid!
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supportcommand
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66, OH YEAHHHH!!!!!
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Tuesdaythe10th
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No but people are getting crazier
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joenuuuuu
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They didnt take her boyfriend thats OPs bestfriends job
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FalconSam1414
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Haha
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SweetAsHell
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Only her boyfriend was left? I would have assumed that he might have stirred a little, seeing as he must have been sleeping uncomfortably on the floor.
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Llamassss
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Several months ago two guys kicked in my front door while I was sleeping, they were polite enough to ring the doorbell and knock before doing so. I was just about to the door when they kicked it about four times. I had my glock in my hand, pointed it at the door and they ran, screaming, telling me, "I'm sorry! Wrong house!" It's always the wrong house with a glock pointed at your head. The police caught them a few weeks later.
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MolesterStallone
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Wow I wonder what the robber thought once he saw your boyfriend slept through the whole thing.
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xxDefiantxx
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probably something a long the lines "OH FUCK! Oh never mind he ish asleeping" spelling errors intended
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destroyer69
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He was like "this guy is awesome he deserves to live!"
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SqueakyChipmunk
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Robber 1: Dude, you know what we should do before we leave?
Robber 2: What?
Robber 1: I have a sharpie...let's draw dicks on his face!
Robber 2: Fuck yeah!
Robber 2: What?
Robber 1: I have a sharpie...let's draw dicks on his face!
Robber 2: Fuck yeah!
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MolesterStallone
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I once put shaving cream in my friends palm and tickled his nose with a feather and he gave himself a face full of shaving cream. He never woke up even after everyone's laughter
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FMLKitten
| 15
One time in the seventh grade, this kid fell off a bus chair, sound asleep. Even after he faceplanted, he didn't wake up.
....I have pictures.
>:-D
....I have pictures.
>:-D
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
This one time, in band camp...
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amandajlucas2015
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Hahaha omg I was just fixing to say that lol
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With_Love929
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He probably took pictures and now shows it to all of his friends. You should check google to see if it's there with a stupid caption. XD
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nalawala
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Wow he's a heavy sleeper. I'm sorry that happened to you :/
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MichellinMan
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I'd love to see that on camera.
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annie_nk
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Heavy sleeper or really quiet robber. :P
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binger_gitch
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Hey OP, at least it wasn't your boyfriend who did it and was gone also!
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coolbrony12
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Heavy burglary, heavy sleeper.
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zandalee
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Was your boyfriend sleeping off the Mother of all benders or what?!
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SkoomaKi
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Either your boyfriend is an extremely heavy sleeper, or is a light sleeper but a ninja robbed you.
Have anything to say Noor?
Have anything to say Noor?
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lostinlabels
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Maybe her boyfriend is a heavy sleeper AND a ninja robbed her. Maybe her boyfriend IS the ninja!
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Ozuru
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Aaaaaand that's why I like Noor.
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SkoomaKi
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My sweet Door, tell Noor I want to play a game. Not just any game. Tell her I will be waiting and that if she dares approach my love, her other secrets will be revealed.
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JackeeDawn
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Noor, has a twin cousin named door. That's nice. You are a great story teller. :}
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FMLKitten
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I didn't know Noor had a twin cousin :-O
Door, do you cover for Noor while she's out on missions?
Door, do you cover for Noor while she's out on missions?
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kewlkate
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What I want to know is if they at least have a couch or bed left, considering it'd be strange if OP's boyfriend made the decision to sleep on the ground.
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Nilla_Please
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I dunno bout this but door is more attractive :O
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killer6969
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Who da fuck is noor?
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killer6969
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Oh and skoomaki ur a fuckin nerd u have like 6 files do u have no job or life or are u paid to do this??
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Psych101
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82- Easy there, killer.
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ManInTheMachine
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Can the Mods shut this idiot up before he continues to shit in FML's pants?
He's probably some stupid, self-righteous 13-year-old prick who should've gone to bed 2 hours ago.
He's probably some stupid, self-righteous 13-year-old prick who should've gone to bed 2 hours ago.
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nickownes1
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It's weird seeing you on here noor. Escuse me, Noor*. It's weird because I've had a conversation with you on ifunny. You posted a picture of how happy you were that you got your first featured picture. Remember that? Ahh good times(:..
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whyusofat
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Soooo twin cousin eh? Whats the odds of that madam Noor?
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adamcichuttek
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I guess we know where Noor went...
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Yes, through the Door...
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Soloman212
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Maybe they gave him a bone to silence him.
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alexa9510
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Lol I love that commercial
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SqueakyChipmunk
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You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal.
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal.
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jetsown08
| 21
At least Annie is OK this time around.
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FMLKitten
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Da na na na na na-na, da na na-na, da na-na-na-na OW!
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SqueakyChipmunk
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Did you step on a Lego?
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FMLKitten
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Please don't ever mention Legos to me ever again.
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MichellinMan
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46) FUCKING LEGOS
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D51_fml
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I'm listening to the song live! :)
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annie_nk
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Yes 30 I am just fine ;)
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SqueakyChipmunk
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There is just too much win in this thread. And a bit o' fail, but it makes it that much more cool.
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LLZNH
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My brother was yelling "GRANNY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY GRANNY?" today because of MJ's mom being kidnapped by his siblings.
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Beezy1216
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As she went into her apartment,
were there bloodstains on the carpet?
were there bloodstains on the carpet?
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Too clever my friend!
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XxDevilxXGt
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At least they left the boyfriend, who knows how much money those are worth nowadays.
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Beezy1216
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That will be about tree fitty
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PleadingInsanity
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I would never be able to through something like that! Sorry you have to go through that OP. Hope everything works out.
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal.