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  Llamassss  |  21

Several months ago two guys kicked in my front door while I was sleeping, they were polite enough to ring the doorbell and knock before doing so. I was just about to the door when they kicked it about four times. I had my glock in my hand, pointed it at the door and they ran, screaming, telling me, "I'm sorry! Wrong house!" It's always the wrong house with a glock pointed at your head. The police caught them a few weeks later.

  SkoomaKi  |  27

My sweet Door, tell Noor I want to play a game. Not just any game. Tell her I will be waiting and that if she dares approach my love, her other secrets will be revealed.

  kewlkate  |  9

What I want to know is if they at least have a couch or bed left, considering it'd be strange if OP's boyfriend made the decision to sleep on the ground.


Can the Mods shut this idiot up before he continues to shit in FML's pants?

He's probably some stupid, self-righteous 13-year-old prick who should've gone to bed 2 hours ago.

  nickownes1  |  3

It's weird seeing you on here noor. Escuse me, Noor*. It's weird because I've had a conversation with you on ifunny. You posted a picture of how happy you were that you got your first featured picture. Remember that? Ahh good times(:..

  LLZNH  |  1

My brother was yelling "GRANNY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY GRANNY?" today because of MJ's mom being kidnapped by his siblings.