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Another FML where the boyfriend robbed OP's Apartment came to my mind while reading this one. I hope Op's bf has nothing to do with this robbery.

Wrong OP, you're boyfriend will soon be gone I'm guessing!

Your* I'm sorry about that

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How awesome would the robbers be if they took pictures smiling with the OP's boyfriend while he slept

I don't know why but what comes to mind is that Allstate commercial with the dog haha

How come this comment got thumbed down?

At least they didn't take your boyfriend.

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She's lucky her boyfriends not dead. Nowadays you just never know

Am I the only one who is thinking of that episode from Family Matters?

^ yes

They didn't take her boyfriend, but they took her Koolaid!

"Nowadays you just never know"? It's not like murder is an invention of the 21st century.

66, OH YEAHHHH!!!!!

No but people are getting crazier

They didnt take her boyfriend thats OPs bestfriends job

Haha

Only her boyfriend was left? I would have assumed that he might have stirred a little, seeing as he must have been sleeping uncomfortably on the floor.

Several months ago two guys kicked in my front door while I was sleeping, they were polite enough to ring the doorbell and knock before doing so. I was just about to the door when they kicked it about four times. I had my glock in my hand, pointed it at the door and they ran, screaming, telling me, "I'm sorry! Wrong house!" It's always the wrong house with a glock pointed at your head. The police caught them a few weeks later.

Wow I wonder what the robber thought once he saw your boyfriend slept through the whole thing.

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He was like "this guy is awesome he deserves to live!"

Robber 1: Dude, you know what we should do before we leave? Robber 2: What? Robber 1: I have a sharpie...let's draw dicks on his face! Robber 2: Fuck yeah!

I once put shaving cream in my friends palm and tickled his nose with a feather and he gave himself a face full of shaving cream. He never woke up even after everyone's laughter

One time in the seventh grade, this kid fell off a bus chair, sound asleep. Even after he faceplanted, he didn't wake up. ....I have pictures. >:-D

This one time, in band camp...

Hahaha omg I was just fixing to say that lol

He probably took pictures and now shows it to all of his friends. You should check google to see if it's there with a stupid caption. XD

Wow he's a heavy sleeper. I'm sorry that happened to you :/

I'd love to see that on camera.

Heavy sleeper or really quiet robber. :P

Hey OP, at least it wasn't your boyfriend who did it and was gone also!

Heavy burglary, heavy sleeper.

Was your boyfriend sleeping off the Mother of all benders or what?!

Either your boyfriend is an extremely heavy sleeper, or is a light sleeper but a ninja robbed you. Have anything to say Noor?

Maybe her boyfriend is a heavy sleeper AND a ninja robbed her. Maybe her boyfriend IS the ninja!

Aaaaaand that's why I like Noor.

My sweet Door, tell Noor I want to play a game. Not just any game. Tell her I will be waiting and that if she dares approach my love, her other secrets will be revealed.

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I didn't know Noor had a twin cousin :-O Door, do you cover for Noor while she's out on missions?

What I want to know is if they at least have a couch or bed left, considering it'd be strange if OP's boyfriend made the decision to sleep on the ground.

I dunno bout this but door is more attractive :O

Who da fuck is noor?

Oh and skoomaki ur a fuckin nerd u have like 6 files do u have no job or life or are u paid to do this??

82- Easy there, killer.

Can the Mods shut this idiot up before he continues to shit in FML's pants? He's probably some stupid, self-righteous 13-year-old prick who should've gone to bed 2 hours ago.

It's weird seeing you on here noor. Escuse me, Noor*. It's weird because I've had a conversation with you on ifunny. You posted a picture of how happy you were that you got your first featured picture. Remember that? Ahh good times(:..

Soooo twin cousin eh? Whats the odds of that madam Noor?

I guess we know where Noor went...

Yes, through the Door...

Maybe they gave him a bone to silence him.

Lol I love that commercial

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.

At least Annie is OK this time around.

Da na na na na na-na, da na na-na, da na-na-na-na OW!

Did you step on a Lego?

Please don't ever mention Legos to me ever again.

46) FUCKING LEGOS

I'm listening to the song live! :)

Yes 30 I am just fine ;)

There is just too much win in this thread. And a bit o' fail, but it makes it that much more cool.

My brother was yelling "GRANNY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY GRANNY?" today because of MJ's mom being kidnapped by his siblings.

As she went into her apartment, were there bloodstains on the carpet?

Too clever my friend!

At least they left the boyfriend, who knows how much money those are worth nowadays.

That will be about tree fitty

I would never be able to through something like that! Sorry you have to go through that OP. Hope everything works out.