By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
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You deserved it 35 050
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hairdreser0nfire 0

And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

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Freeze_fml 16

That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

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Vociferouslife 4

Dude sounds like a winner.

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Zehla 7

YDI for being a *****. Don't sleep with everything that moves and you won't have these problems.

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SynysterNero 20

You deserved it for having sex with a stranger

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BauerMegan 31

Did you have sec with a homeless man?

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rougeunicorn03 17

That really sucks. Maybe from now on you'll be more careful about who you sleep with. At least now you can order pizza.

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0o0o0 9

For not making sure he wasn't a thief.

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dreadlocmask 15

That is one of the many reasons why I won't do a one night stand

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