By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

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Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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MandyO 15

Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.

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dying_to_know 25

I wouldn't try get either of them back.

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MandyO 15

Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.

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Eleora 19

I read that in a Cleveland voice. Lol

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chocoladisco 1

I'd be pissed at the girl for cheating and really pissed at the guy for stealing my underwear. Seriously who does that(stealing underwear)?

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tounces7 27

Well, jokes on his Girlfriend then, she's the one who just cheated on him for someone really disgusting. Wait till her borrows her toothbrush. Assuming he even uses one.

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buckstop1 37

No need, I'm sure he's already borrowed that from someone else too #46

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meowbands 10

You're either a lesbian and he took your thong, or you're a guy and he took your boxers

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EwahWeeWah 21

Yeah, because all lesbians wear thongs, and all guys wear boxers. *sarcasm*

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ellabellaboom 24

Wow I didn't know lesbian was a gender...

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DanielleinDC 33

OP said "another guy", so I'm going to assume he's male.

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Hughmaster 2

Well being lesbian narrows it down just as well!

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sparkledoge 29

I also like how it never occurs to this kind of commenter that a person can be bisexual, and that men also wear whatever the **** they want as underwears anyway. i also didn't quite understand how the s/o of OP and the type of underwear stolen were relevant here. What is the point of that comment ?

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

But you can't be lesbian without being a girl.

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dying_to_know 25

I wouldn't try get either of them back.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

But what if it's it's lucky underwear?

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ycgfy 3

Can't be that lucky if his girlfriend cheated on him and the underwear got stolen

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Lalala579121 27

It's only lucky if you're wearing it.

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Demon_of_Light 27

Maybe they are lucky. Maybe the other guy came over because he spilled hot coffee on his pants on the way to a job interview that he couldn't be late for, so he stopped by his female best friend(on whom he secretly had a crush)'s house (which was much closer than his own home) to ask to borrow a change of clothes. He put on the lucky underwear and BOOM! good things are happening for him. Unfortunately, the luck went to his head, and greed consumed him. In his reckless overindulgence, he removed the underwear to sleep with the girl, and that was his downfall. As quickly as it came, the luck vanished, and thus he was caught in the act by the OP. Or maybe there's no such thing as lucky underwear. Guess we'll never know for sure.

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iamdman 22

Sounds like he wants to be you. Maybe he should pay your bills too.

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Jezterking 15

Hey bud, he probably wanted to see if he could "live up" to your standards and all he got were your seconds... you get to move up to better things.

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AyeJay101 25

I'm not sure if you're more upset about your girlfriend or about your underwear.

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nicoleeeee_94 10

leave the girl and go buy new underwear! you'll find a new girl soon and she will be so much better!

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captain_hero89 22

i really hope they weren't clean underwear

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mrlucky22 18

Kick her ***** ass to the curb and go commando. Problem solved.

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