By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

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Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 358
You deserved it 35 050
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hairdreser0nfire 0

And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

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Freeze_fml 16

That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

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xteenagedream 0

He was rewarding himself for a job well done! :D

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x3herox3 0

Answer: 9-1-1 and blame him for stealing Property.

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MoreLemonPledge 0

its not like it was worth much you can replace all that crap easily

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Igloolik 9

So, you slept with someone you didn't know? Were you expecting sympathy from teh internets? You deserved it 100%.

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honeycream 0

haw haw you slept with a hobo!

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Catheec 4

Well what do you expect when you go to bed with a virtual stranger?

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kittykat82 3

serves u right for being a ***** and taking people you don't know to your house

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