By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
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@57 Well I guess my secret is out now. After many sleepless nights of combing the FML threads for a proper user name to steal, I stumbled across yours. I guess everyone now knows I'm neither a true hairstylist nor a Smiths fan. Thanks a lot, Idiot.

  brittanyrc  |  0

#20- Seeing how she phrases it as "the guy I had sex with last night" instead of "my boyfriend" or "my husband," I seriously doubt it, haha. this is an obvious ydi, op.

  Malsain_fml  |  10

One night stands rocks!
Everybody should have had at least one in there life. May it be only to be sure that's not what they want.
Many many 40 y-o girls I spoke to regret they did not have more when they were younger.

  FYLDeep  |  25

Well I can give you that, but it really depends on how specific to OP's situation you are trying to stay. If you put someone that the OP knew in the original situation, he probably wouldn't have stolen a bunch of petty stuff, or at least not such obvious things. In this case, I think Freeze's point is completely valid. if you want to generalize it so that it can apply to many scenarios, such as multiple people over stealing something that might not be easily noticed, then maybe it's not quite as valid. You really can't prove exactly what part of the FML Freeze meant to apply his argument to though.


organized chaos. you suck just for the overall tone of your unwanted comments. also how can you compare one person stealing from her after sex to multiple people coming over for what would be assumed a get together and taking something. you're wrong

  Freeze_fml  |  16

Here is your response. And I quote,

"im going to assume your ignorance comes from the fact that your balls havent dropped yet and move on."

By  marinus_fml  |  19

You deserve it for having useless one night stands. You also deserve it for getting so drunk that you slept through him taking your blanket under which you were sleeping, raided your while kitchen, and even decided that taking your shampoo would be a good idea.