Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
hairdreser0nfire
| 0
And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.
By
Freeze_fml
| 16
That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.
Comments
By
hairdreser0nfire
| 0
And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.
Reply
ey3seecold
| 0
becareful your next one nite stand will wipe you out clean..
Reply
darkzexs
| 0
ydi for having sex with a thief. did u lose ur virginity too?
Reply
ahhnonomhisdude
| 0
LAME. ONS's kick ass.
Reply
Currentlyonfire
| 4
wow steal my name some more bitch.
Reply
bman134
| 0
cat fight wanna do this in mud or chocolate either way someones top has to come off
Reply
Einstein714
| 0
I agree, don't screw homeless people
Reply
hairdreser0nfire
| 0
@57 Well I guess my secret is out now. After many sleepless nights of combing the FML threads for a proper user name to steal, I stumbled across yours. I guess everyone now knows I'm neither a true hairstylist nor a Smiths fan. Thanks a lot, Idiot.
Reply
FMyLifeCereal
| 0
just flat out OWNED. Nicely done.
Reply
dannyasphyxia
| 0
i just got an idea, next time I'm staying at a girls place I'll do the same when I wake up
Reply
Adamantoise
| 0
You tell him 100 :)
Reply
brittanyrc
| 0
#20- Seeing how she phrases it as "the guy I had sex with last night" instead of "my boyfriend" or "my husband," I seriously doubt it, haha. this is an obvious ydi, op.
Reply
victoria329
| 0
lol it makes me laugh that you specified he stole your blanket. did u fuck a hobo or something?
Reply
Malsain_fml
| 10
One night stands rocks!
Everybody should have had at least one in there life. May it be only to be sure that's not what they want.
Many many 40 y-o girls I spoke to regret they did not have more when they were younger.
Everybody should have had at least one in there life. May it be only to be sure that's not what they want.
Many many 40 y-o girls I spoke to regret they did not have more when they were younger.
By
ohthebloodygore
| 16
At-least he likes to bathe?
Reply
RakaI
| 8
I'm smarter than you, Ohthe...w/e.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
58, I never said you weren't...? Bravo? I don't know what sort of reply you're expecting. If you're referring to my profile, try sarcasm.
Reply
RakaI
| 8
Yes, your profile made it clear to me I'm smarter than you.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
60, I'll repeat myself again, sarcasm.
Reply
RakaI
| 8
I am and was aware. Still, my point stays intact.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Bravo to you? What you said is an opinion, not a fact.
Reply
RakaI
| 8
Silly rabbit.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
May we also take this to the PM section? I'd rather not get a warning.
Reply
ladybuuggy
| 0
Seriously..you're dumb for even writing that, Rakal..grow up.
Reply
koldfire
| 1
you can bring it to my house assuming your the cutie in the pic and she's bringing weed/Jesus lol ;)
By
ladybuuggy
| 0
I guess that's your last one night stand, huh? :P
Reply
pvthill
| 0
don't listen to these people restock and invite me over
Reply
GodOfBeer
| 5
win :D
Reply
clintmaggard
| 0
your cute(: message me and we can talk(;
Reply
imright24
| 0
hitting on strangers on the internet is creepy.
Reply
ladybuuggy
| 0
ha it really is..
Reply
MaximilianMarche
| 0
we can tell you're short. tell us something we don't know
By
Freeze_fml
| 16
That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.
Reply
FYLDeep
| 25
If you know the person you can track your stuff down. There's not much of a reason for him to be afraid of any consequences though.
Reply
FYLDeep
| 25
Well I can give you that, but it really depends on how specific to OP's situation you are trying to stay. If you put someone that the OP knew in the original situation, he probably wouldn't have stolen a bunch of petty stuff, or at least not such obvious things. In this case, I think Freeze's point is completely valid. if you want to generalize it so that it can apply to many scenarios, such as multiple people over stealing something that might not be easily noticed, then maybe it's not quite as valid. You really can't prove exactly what part of the FML Freeze meant to apply his argument to though.
Reply
Freeze_fml
| 16
You really had some menstruation over my comment, I see.
I'm going to be like you and refuse to tell you why I am correct.
I'm going to be like you and refuse to tell you why I am correct.
Reply
MaximilianMarche
| 0
organized chaos. you suck just for the overall tone of your unwanted comments. also how can you compare one person stealing from her after sex to multiple people coming over for what would be assumed a get together and taking something. you're wrong
Reply
Freeze_fml
| 16
Here is your response. And I quote,
"im going to assume your ignorance comes from the fact that your balls havent dropped yet and move on."
"im going to assume your ignorance comes from the fact that your balls havent dropped yet and move on."
By
FYLDeep
| 25
YDI slut.
By
gina22100
| 0
Wow wt a dik!
Reply
ammo777
| 0
nice tits.... daaamnnn! :)
Reply
Grosso
| 3
+1!
Reply
THESTONEDDUDE
| 13
I like your pic Gina
Reply
braun11
| 0
hey
nice dp
nice dp
Reply
FMLaDay_
| 6
Learn to spell...
By
mrahhhhh
| 17
"That's not all, here's the condom I said I put on!"
"GASP"
"Ain't I the worst? Giggity giggity giggity giggity!"
"GASP"
"Ain't I the worst? Giggity giggity giggity giggity!"
Reply
EffinAhole
| 0
ha! win
Reply
cmac86
| 23
who else but Quagmire?
Reply
Fred_Fred_Burger
| 0
quagmiree. giggetty. yum.
Reply
sabrinaFML
| 0
LMFAOO
By
MissLizWolf
| 8
what a fucker... /:
By
Qluz
| 3
i hope its dominos pizza. they have this new chocolate lava cake. yuuums
Reply
Fred_Fred_Burger
| 0
^
|
|
oh dude
epic win.
|
|
oh dude
epic win.
Reply
koldfire
| 1
lol
By
marinus_fml
| 19
You deserve it for having useless one night stands. You also deserve it for getting so drunk that you slept through him taking your blanket under which you were sleeping, raided your while kitchen, and even decided that taking your shampoo would be a good idea.