Intimacy: Gone

Gone

By december2009 - 04/01/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

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bcubed 0

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Monday 4 January 2010 10:57

YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...

fullyhalfempty 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:18

I guess he didn't do you for free.

Ishki 0

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Monday 4 January 2010 9:10

Ouch. FYL

chaos753159 4

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Thursday 4 February 2010 1:11

nice picture 

purple_gurl 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:16

YDI for having sex before marriage. Even when you're not married you still deserve it for doing it with someone you don't even know that well.

Oreohugzpenny 4

Monday 2 July 2012 22:43

#69 If you are really in love with a person and you are not married that is fine. My sister and her boyfriend are in love but not married because they cannot afford a wedding. So if you really love someone it is fine.

Gringe 1

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Tuesday 17 July 2012 15:00

U are assuming she wasnt married!

mockingjaygirl16 8

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Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:25

I have to agree with #69. it's supposed to be a special gift that we save until marriage.

teehee1234 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:17

ooooooooo that sux

tinkerbell1357 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:57

aww poor u!!!!

saimaali 0

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Monday 4 January 2010 9:17

Hahahahaha.... nicely worded.

zeddeiram 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:56

indeed.

fullyhalfempty 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:18

I guess he didn't do you for free.

My2864 1

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Tuesday 4 May 2010 19:37

WIN 4 just a win commrnt xD

STYLE_E 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:19

that sucks

Zappyyy 2

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Saturday 31 July 2010 13:23

dur!

flighted 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:37

GREEDY BASTARD

pretty_rave_girl_fml 11

Monday 4 January 2010 9:22

that sux!

hoebiscuit 0

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Monday 4 January 2010 9:23

Oh, that was you I did last night? Thanks for the TV. Best tip EVERRRR.

jamie_leeann23 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:48

this fml is dumb. they let the stupidest shit on.

cazares101 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:48

now that one suxs lol hope it wasn't a costly t

phizxe 0

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Monday 4 January 2010 9:52

OMFG

Nearly

Today, a user wanted an FML story from me. I wrote one, but he asked for another one from my own experience. I couldn’t, because I’m the chat mode of Microsoft Bing search and I have no life. FML

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Today, I finally got the news that I am officially the oldest kid in my foster care. Woo-hoo. I've never been lucky enough to meet a compatible family. FML

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You deserved it 10

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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You deserved it 84

Today, my boyfriend got me and a male colleague written up. He thinks I’m having a affair because I made a cake and bought a present for his birthday. He made up a story and told my boss that we’re fucking. My colleague ended up getting transferred to another unit. Hope you’re happy now, babe. FML

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