By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!

With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...

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Maybe they thought you smelled great and had a nice pillowcase. Think of goldilocks, it was just right and they helped themselves!

Too bad he didn't come home in time to scare miss prissy pants off his property.

Their spouse obviously sent him on a shopping trip. He decided he didn't want to go to more than one place.

gotta love the stalkers.

Pillowcases to carry the items the guy was going green on his crime spree unless you want the thief to kill mother nature and use plastic bags. Deodorant because hey... Can't be leaving a scent for the bloodhounds right?

maybe u were robbed by a house elf who needed new clothes

Maybe they mistook you for a celeb and your pillow cases and deo are worth a fortune

#50 could pass for a female Bieber... No offense

Literally thought number 50 was a picture of the biebs

I would die if someone stole my ps3 ... Cod lyfe

battlefield :D

They probably took the pillowcases to carry everything in. The deodorant... maybe they had a date after the robbery.

Or they were using the pillowcases to carry the stolen stuff in, but I have no explaination for the deodorant. Maybe they were sweating because they were rushing to get out..

Did any one notice she said tablets?

I hate goldilocks... "This ones too hot, this ones too cold" bitch it's not your food!

The pillowcase was to help them stash their goodies. I can't remember the exact reason behind it, but I recall reading in The Anarchist Cookbook (or some other similar 'survival guide for thieves' type book) that a burglar should simply grab a pillowcase and stuff it with stolen jewels to save time or something. As for deodorant... I have no idea what prompted that to happen.

They used the pillowcases to carry your stuff, and worked up quite a sweat hauling it all away

Welp at least i have soft swoopy hair.... Good use of photoshop...

Smelly, thieving trick-or-treaters!

With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...

They took the pillowcase, because that's where they put your stuff when they left your house.

No point in harming the environment with plastic bags or garbage bags, at least the thief was going green! :P

Not really, I find mine laying on random peoples beds... /badjoke

What I dont understand is why you didn't have your cell Phone with you...

Hide the items well, Luke Skywalker.

Be quiet, Obiwan

The PS3 was hacked already

A girl has a ps3?!

Why Is that shocking? Wat r u 13?

Yeah and next week they can leave the kitchen and get jobs... Hows the 1950's treating you?!

geez moesus im sorry to hear that. wont god be pissed you lost the tablets?

ahaha that's great

I think you spelled Moses wrong

At least they think u smell good take it as a compliment

I would guess that stealing the electronics was just a cover up. The thief most likely smelled the deodorant on you earlier that day and decided, at that moment, that he must have it. Sure he could have bought some... but that's just too easy.

A criminal of depth. Sounds like a genius too me

They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!

they might of gotten sweaty.... they shouldnt of filled their mooching sacks with bricks from the factory hiest earlier

At least the police know to look for a well-rested, pleasantly scented culprit.

Pillow cases to hold the loot, deodorant to throw the blood hounds off their trail!

Wow your a cute woman and smart

Seriously on fml lol at least go to a dating site dude

"Pillowless"? hahah im sure that should be the least of your worries OP. hahaha.

Let's see here, they stole the ps3, that's alright I guess we can always get another, they took my laptop, it was going slow anyways, anything else? No? Well I guess that's oka- OH MY GOD THEY TOOK THE PILLOW CASES!!! GOD HELP US! NOT THE PILLOW CASES!!!!

Well now you're pillow is naked and you're gonna sweat all over town. Pretty clever of them if you ask me. ;)

I'm ashamed.. Your*..

I'm ashamed.. Your*..

It actually is right as 'you're'.

"Well now you are pillow..." Really, 38? Really?

And a double post..? Unread that.

You stole my profile picture you whore!

Whoa. Buddy, let's reach a peaceful compromise here! Who's changing it?

Psh, I disagree. Let's have an external source decide.