Wow what a douche! Hopefully you dumped his ass

There always has to be one comment on a relationship FML that says dump his ass.

He was stealing her credit card...

For this fml, someone using the good ol' "dump his/her ass" comment is completely legitimate in my opinion. Fuck thieves up their stupid thieving asses.

Dumb? That's rather too extreme.

Yes, and in the case of a boyfriend trying to steal her credit card, dumping is completely appropriate here. I haven't worked my way through all the comments yet, but hopefully nobody has suggested breaking his wrist.

One could say that any situation has a lot of subjectivity, but nope: taking stuff without permission = douche. Hope he got a headache for doing that.

Dude, a headache, aren't you being a bit too rough on him..?

14, he tried to STEAL her credit card. He tried to spend her money WITHOUT her permission. A headache is the least she could do.

Am I the only one who thought 14 was being sarcastic?

I also thought 14 was being sarcastic...

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Doesn't matter what the reason is, stealing is not okay.

2 out of 3 ain't bad!

Good thing you caught him sneaking it out, and not sneaking it back in after already having his way with it.

If he's having his way with a credit card, they've got another issue to deal with!

I thought the same thing... But then when I saw the word "boyfriend" the thought of him peeing the bed passed through my head momentarily too.

"Warm bed" indeed

Bed side lamps are also useful as weapons. Just a thought...

He was just trying to collect his fee from last night.

What, you didn't know?

These puns are slowly sliding away...

Your understanding of what a pun is is slowly improving.

Jk no it isn't.

Not the most foolproof plan anyways, there would've been some explaining to do when you discovered someone else has been using your card. Be glad you caught him now, you can do better OP.