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So Walt, did you use ricin or Lilly of the valley on the cat? And I'd have thought that you would have disposed of the cat with hydrofluoric acid.

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so not email not a call not a visit not Facebook not a text not even a letter just dead cat ashes themselves for you to cry over. I hope this doesn't happen when a family member dies.

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I remember at the height of his reign pleonasm used to respond to nearly every FML with strains of puns that were beautiful. There are also plenty of other good puns but I always think of those comments.

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At least the mom had the animal cremated. If my cat dies and someone sees it, they put the body out for me to find. Or if it's a small bird I have carefully reared that they left out of the cage for the cat to kill, they put it in my cupboard. Or if it's a rabbit, they put the corpse on my heater...

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