By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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By  MiseryMan  |  0

It is typical for some animals to use the smell of their own urine and feces to attract a mate. The smell is a sort of biological turn on. OP should see if this theory works for humans too.

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By  MiseryMan  |  0

It is typical for some animals to use the smell of their own urine and feces to attract a mate. The smell is a sort of biological turn on. OP should see if this theory works for humans too.

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How come? McDonalds has awesome stuff to munch on... like the 10 piece aborted McFoeti.

omnomnom crunchyyy wit dat barbecue sauce :D


Haven't you heard about the Spicy Fetus Mc'Bortion?!