wittygirl

About Wittygirl

I don't think another ( " oh hai stalker" ) bull shit beginning is cool in fact I find that plus " he's/ she's a keeper" lack of thought and over played. Let's let that dead horse lay. Rub 2 brain cells and come up with something actually clever ass holes. If for some dumb ass reason you feel it's imperative to message me then fine do it but don't expect me to respond to your low IQ question. I live in La-La land where all the pricks move to, to try and be in the movies, I cant wait till I move this place sucks, and so do you.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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