About Wittygirl
I don't think another ( " oh hai stalker" ) bull shit beginning is cool in fact I find that plus " he's/ she's a keeper" lack of thought and over played. Let's let that dead horse lay. Rub 2 brain cells and come up with something actually clever ass holes. If for some dumb ass reason you feel it's imperative to message me then fine do it but don't expect me to respond to your low IQ question. I live in La-La land where all the pricks move to, to try and be in the movies, I cant wait till I move this place sucks, and so do you.
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Wittygirl's favorite FMLs
By pmek / Monday 26 March 2012 09:11 / Australia - Collingwood
By kay - / Friday 1 June 2012 21:08 / United Kingdom - Maidstone
By Anonymous - / Friday 1 June 2012 20:46 / Greece - Athens
By The Bearded Woman - / Tuesday 29 May 2012 04:06 / Canada - Kelowna
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:49 / Canada - Edmonton