Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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Comments (349)
pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
kill3rs 0
YDI for being a gibger
holygodthatshars 0
I like red hair too, like the orange red and stuff. :)
fiblydinkerton 0
Ur a ginger
iamwilson12 4
Most gingers (girl and boy) are really hot.
Filthy_Animal 25
Red hair is not so common.. Are you sure you don´t have a new brother??
TheKittiesTitays 8
You're amazing:)
moo_and_bloo 10
I've never seen the spelling 'deirbhile', over here it's usually dearbhla ?
ka_mc 0
haha gingervitus
stephto 0
lol! that's a good one. gingers are usually either really hot or really...not-hot. mostly the latter..=|
jazziue 0
two of my best friendsare redheads
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
blooop_fml 0
You know what they say about eavesdroppers..
DynamicDave 11
No, I don't. Please enlighten me.
IscoreOnU 19
They're gingers!
IWillEatYouAlive 16
No, wait! Please tell us! Don't leave us with a mystery!
australiaaaa 0
i'm a ginger too :D and i'm a girl i don't care what other people say, i LOVE my red hair
foseberry3 0
you shouldn't...
anonymous496 0
your hair is evil
lindsaylu98 0
SAME!!!!!!!
YLIF 0
this sounds alot like the first FML i ever read. it was something along the lines of: Today, I found out that my dad had told my mom he was glad she wasn't a ginger because he hated them and wouldn't even have a red-headed wife. i'm their red headed daughter. FML or something like that.
schadenfreude023 0
Ever hear of sarcasm?
trackrunner525 0
******* gingers...jk jk, lol, i don't mind em
slutsstud 0
what in the hell is ginger?.. something you put in food?.. god, I feel so stupid right now.
skyttlz 32
it's someone with bright red hair and freckles
Einthe 0
I've always wanted red hair. I already have freckles. Brown-blonde hair sucks. I really want thick, long, lustrous curly red hair, but alas, there are no redheads in my ancestry.
Paula844 7
What is this, South Park??