By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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ikickgingers 15

After two months, whats the point?

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bargarlm 2

What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.

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bargarlm 2

What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

Hey can I get millions more than you? Oh wait I already did.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

it's true though... lil Wayne has mediocre music

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Jaimegirl 7

So he didn't want to be with you, and you didn't want to be with him...FML?

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DrDilllonReese 12

38- it's also true that he's a felon and despote that has more money than you ever will. Not to mention you obviously haven't heard Tha Carter IV if you feel he's mediocre.

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Keyman1212 14

My dog ***** out things more enjoyable to listen to than tha Carter 4

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DrDilllonReese 12

Then you're not listening to the lyrics. Put the cd and analyze. Listen with your heart.

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Keyman1212 14

..... Yep. Still hearing shit dribble out my headphones. Want to talk about mainstream rap that has meaning in the lyrics? Listen to Watch the Throne. Jay Z and Kanye are real artists. Most mainstream shit is exactly that anyway. Shit.

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DrDilllonReese 12

Nothing about C4 is mainstream, excluding mirrors and shitty how to love.

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ajeppsen 25

Kanye jay z aren't real artists. But 2Pac Notourious B. I. G and eazy e are. Get your facts straight man

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hop_skip_jump 5

I guess this way you didn't have to be the one to break it to him

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ikickgingers 15

After two months, whats the point?

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bo1440 3

Maybe she just wanted that one last pity break up sex, and some sense of closure. idk.

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Daralea 21

Unless he was deployed somewhere 2 months is still a long time to have no contact with someone and still think you're in a relationship and require closure.

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leadman1989 15

^ Track him down and kill him!

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ikickgingers 15

22. *looks at your profile* Weeesssstttsssiiiidddddeeeee Bahahahahahahahhahahahahaha Interwebz thuganomikz fo lyfe shun.

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leadman1989 15

22. Don't get butt hurt especially when I haven't done anything for you to be butt hurt over. It's just the Internet. Kicky -- lmao, remind me never to get on your bad side.

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MotherMonstar 4

Hahaha, sure he's a douche but you you can't say anything who breaks up with someone because they are busy, unless he's a jobless lazy asshole I'm sure he actually had stuff to do maybe like being in the process of moving.

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spartan456 0

Dude how can you have a girlfriend and not talk to her for that long I talk to mine from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed there's no exude for that this guy is a total dick

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leadman1989 15

This is obviously a ruse to throw you off the trail of the real kidnappers whom are probably violently sodomizing him as we speak! Or he's just a cowardly douche who couldn't break up with you.

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

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Keyman1212 14

I got to meet Weezy at the Gexa Pavilion in Dallas this year. He's ugly as ****, and super short. He looks like a tatted up 12 with a drug problem. You sure that's who you want to pretend to be?

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leadman1989 15

41 Who's the guy in the background that seems like an interesting story. Lol

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Keyman1212 14

Haha a party with some friends. He was ferociously intoxicated.

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fbethslife 21

If you hadn't spoken or seen each other in 2 months, it's not really a relationship anymore. You probably should have seen the end coming. No one is so busy that they can't at least text or call their girlfriend for 2 freaking months. It sucks that it ended this way, but it's not really too surprising given the circumstances.

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ryukk_fml 3

Two months should have been a hint..

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Savra_fml 17

Why didn't you go see after 2 weeks? I wouldn't want to send you for help if I was injured/missing!

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