Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
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Comments (118)
mustafa_fml 0
Wtf? Why does it matter? She was going to end it anyway. Please dont tell me your pissed because the guy broke up with her instead of the other way around....
Emperorerror 8
So he broke up with you instead of you breaking up with him.... How is this an issue?
sgtwho 4
Well he beat you to it, but you were gonna do it anyway. More importantly, you didn't see or talk to him in 2 months and still thought you were together? YDI dude, YDI
spartan456 0
What a dick ******* hate dochebag find his ass and cut his balls off
sleepindevil 15
YDI for waiting for 2 months.
kittykat29_fml 0
ummm first of all why would you wait 2 months thats dumb, and why would he leave a note its not like he cares thats why he left.
clubcreek 0
YDI for waiting around for two months before trying to figure out what's up. He is a douche though.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
You kinda deserve it if it took you that long to notice. But what he did was still ****** up.
tootsie68 22
What a coward. He couldn't even say it straight to your face.
allisadawn91 8
He didn't talk to you for two months and you still thought you were together? Wtf?