Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
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Comments (118)
Meggs4 9
After not talking/seeing each other for 2 months means its been over. Never wait that long. That's just crazy
xRezSynn 15
What a douche
doglover100 29
It was a dick move but two months of no contact, wouldn't you think something was up?
Cemetery87 10
your own fault. its not just up to the guy to keep in contact. you should have made an effort too. After that long no one needed to say it was over, it was dead obvious.
cals_94 4
Wow some people are so childish and inconsiderate. You deserve better!
Solano2580 24
YDI for this, you shouldn't be writing and FML unless you are the type that always have to dump them and not vice versa, either way YDI, you wanted to be over and you got the break up you wanted
Solano2580 24
YDI, You wanted the relationship to end, it ended, if you just posted the fml for sympathy then you are just a horrible person
laurellkawes 31
If you haven't seen or spoken with someone in 2 months and they're not in the military, you've been broken up with. I don't see how you didn't get the hint after the first month
CAT47LOVE 19
just after a week of not seeing him i would think somethings up.