Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
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Comments (118)
every1luvsboners 11
Pretty sure that the relationship was over a long time ago, you were just living a pipe dream. Get over it.
StopDropNRoll 11
I swear those are the wisest words I have seen you put on fml ^
Cmdr_Shepard 17
The ex-bf was a huge bitch for just disappearing from your life, but I can't believe you waited TWO FRIGGIN MONTHS before you decided to do something. You should have been calling/visiting him after the 2nd or 3rd week. Girls who sit around and wait for their man to call them and never call the man themselves really piss me off. My ex was like that and I couldn't stand it.
Zakirsd_fml 5
So your ex was an idiot?
Dante17 6
Thumbs up to that, I really hate it too cuz is like you want the best but is like "she is just sitting down and waiting for man always to make all possible" it ain't fair, 50 50
TimysterGates 15
hey, he did leave a note. how thoughtful of him!
kathy15 0
Ur hooot! Lol
darkestbarbie 11
Haha good point!
perdix 31
First, if you hadn't been in touch with him in 2 months, you are not boyfriend and girlfriend. Also, getting dumped by someone you want to break up with is a blessing. Once, a long-term gf dumped me (just as I was about to dump her) and with that tale of woe, I got several pity *****. Yay!
joee182 3
It took you two months after not hearing from him? ydi smh-.-
awkwardaredevil 5
Well that makes things easier...
Kdawgg01 2
Op ydi. Why wait 2 months? Who cares if he took the cowards way out, by that time you're lucky he at least left a note. Get over it it was done already
captainfalcon7 0
if I didn't talk to my girlfriend for a week I'd figure we were over. he's probably had two other girlfriends in two months
dcg1375 7
I think two months without seeing someone living in the same town is an automatic assumption that there is no relationship. Unless you are on the phone with them every day still keeping that connection. But this was obviously not the case in this scenario. Someone should've at least texted saying "hey this doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Let's just cut our losses. "
42billybob 5
Future reference, two months of doing nothing about the problem was the first mistake. You sit around expecting someone to do something NEVER works. No exceptions.