Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
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Comments (118)
krad204 21
Owned! JK, after 2 months of no communication, I think that relationship us over.
krad204 21
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AliCat18 12
i agree, even 2 weeks is pushing it! you must of had a seriously good relationship to not talk for 2 months! but hey atleast he saved you the hassle.
Coopersmom 0
After not talking to him for a few days you should've figured something out. Or at least that he wasn't the one for you. So 2 months is a little long to go without talking to someone FYL and find someone who will treat you like a princess
cutielilangel 8
We all know ya'll are busy but you guys don't even call each other to see what's up? Just no contact for 2 months?
BloodyMary666 24
Seriously? U wait 2 months to talk to ur boyfriend? YDI
cdh531 0
#53: my thoughts exactly.
cdh531 0
i also agree with #48
LeRae 2
At least he saved you the trouble! Though it is stupid that you waited so long. YDI.
Lisa1993_fml 1
Why did you wait 2 months to talk to him? Did you not realize there was a problem???
RKD 23
Sorry to hear, Op! Sounds like your boyfriend had major issues anyway, if he left town like that, it probably wasn't something you would want to be involved with, and if he had another girl on the side he went to be with, he was a cheating douche that you didn't need anyway! Either way, it was a win for you, even though it probably feels like a loss!