Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
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Comments (118)
brina53 4
Really? ydi for waiting that long to break up w him... seems like u can't take a hint
dontpanic_fml 32
Haven't spoken to my boyfriend in two months...better break up with him.....o.O...
ShealaBoBayla 0
You deserve better than him and you don't deserve all the "ydi" BS everyone is telling you on here. They're a bunch of dicks and trolls.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Agreed.
peaceloveblunts 2
this is why guys suck. like seriously, he didn't have the balls to just say, "look, this isn't working out..." and be done with it? what a dumb prick.
kathy15 0
What a Jack Ass I'm sooo sorry hope u feel better if ur upset.... (:
TalkinSmack 6
Wow OP, if u haven't spoken to him in 2 months, why would u think he's still your boyfriend? Ever heard of a book called "he's just not that into you"? Get acquained with it. Take the hint
crispy174 7
that's An actual book?! I thought that was something girls said so they would have a good excuse to break up with someone
TalkinSmack 6
Yep. It's a book... And a movie as well, I believe
thetroublemaker 4
ouch!
tweiler 15
Are you sure you were his girlfriend and not a deranged stalker who forced him to flee his apartment in terror?
bachooka 5
I applaud you sir (or madam?) for bringing this most excellent point to our attention... I can't believe it took this many comments for someone to say it.
sabbijee 4
Hahhahahah thTs such a crappp thats asssholee ran awayy soo he wont face it to u face too facee
THE_A_TEEN 28
Excuse me while I read a book to regain the IQ I lost.
bachooka 5
I don't think you said face enough times.
darkmis1 18
Why is it an FML if you were going to dump him anyway?