Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
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Comments (118)
flysniper77 6
How's this an fml..? Ur gna break up with him anywayz so who cares
CoolRainbowdash 15
I feel sorry for your boyfriend
wigglewiggle_fml 0
Oh God. Why do people like that even exist?
heyred 11
No sex for two months?? Yikes.
my_user_name 7
You pretty much deserve it for going two whole months before deciding you needed to break up. That sucks he left and didn't even give you a phone call or even a text message though.... classless. But if you can go two months without talking and not even notice he moved away, it clearly isn't a good relationship anyway.
DustyStorm 16
Two months and you are just now acting on it? In a world of technology of mass proportions YDI! I see my guy as much as possible, though we are in different states but we text EVERY day. What the hell were you waiting for? Hope you weren't shocked....
aliadawn 0
Didn't you realize when a month passed you were over? I wouldn't go a day without texting/email/tweeting/fb/call etc my man. Demand (cause everyone deserves) more respect in your next relationship! Otherwise you will never be satisfied or feel truly loved. This guy was NOT the one. Don't lose sleep over it. :)
SAgirl 24
Well, saves you the trouble?
bkthomas 2
2 months and no contact...and you didn't get the hint???
xgetxbentx 13
Wasn't not talking to you for two months enough of a hint? I mean it's a dick move, but it should be pretty obvious...