By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 361
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Clearly a strong relationship you got going there

Ladies, look out! Turns out there is something worse than being dumped over text.

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SUCKS FOR YOU!!!

Back to living with your parents OP

Wow, this was posted on my birthday;D

Clearly a strong relationship you got going there

Maybe it was his way of telling you to pack your shit and come with him. :/

If thats the case then he needs to work on is communication skills

its okay nigga tah @ gunna fuhkk wit you cause wat u iZ Str8 DroPPiN! Dont let kno niggaz discourage you. we already kno you iZ a TrUE BeAUtY Qu33N! Juss LiYke MeH NiGGA FAmOUSE AcE! FRee SLicKPuLLA And B-ReAL NIGGA FuHkk WIt Meh!

I couldn't agree more...

Das righ nig you gonna get fukkd in de azz ya illeteriz bit

*sigh* i live in the 'hood... why can't i talk like this? You have some talent there, buddy.

Now in English?

Jesus I hope you're joking. I think you should lose your right to use the internet if you type LiKe tHiS, and if you cannot form a single coherent sentence.

amen sister!!!!!

stop hating ho and get a life

Ladies, look out! Turns out there is something worse than being dumped over text.

Dumped via eviction notice. Ouch.

at least it wasn't a post-it note...

i loved that show

"Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know; I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit." "If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble." George and Daisy woo me still.

sex and the city much?

Ouch. Now you are going to have to pay money for rent, unless you can find another "landlord" who will be your "boyfriend." And we all know that is urban slang for a landlord who accepts payments in blowjobs, but if you want to get your place painted, you have to screw him. New carpet? Anal.

I wonder if it is the same situation as Woody Harrelson in "Kingpin"...

Perdix... You make my day.

She might even have to pay for her own drinks!

yo ATTILA....u dA mos ignantest muFuhkkA on dis Sh1t.... How long does it take you to type like that????? talk/type like a human being asshole

Agreed. WTF did he even say?

That may be illegal. Many states require you be given 30 days' notice. If he doesn't agree, you can always get a court order. FYL for having such a douche-bag for a boyfriend.