FML : Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML

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Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cathy / Tuesday 17 January 2012 00:33 / United States

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By antart3 | 18

#3897521 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:03

I hope you will keep their litter :)

By tmd4L | 7

#3897545 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:07

Doggy style.

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By antart3 | 18

#3897521 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:03

I hope you will keep their litter :)

jonriise18 | 3

#3897623 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:15

What!?

xSonic | 9

#3897644 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:20

That'd be a scary ass creature man!

Pentium_4 | 26

#3897646 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:20

even when you neuter them they still do that lol

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3897673 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:23

18- Coated dogs? Aw shyt boys! Run fer duh hills!

Pentium_4 | 26

#3897697 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:26

or at least attempt to

x_KL_x | 7

#3897728 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:33

21 - Jackrussles?

girl112891 | 7

#3897809 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:59

It's his favorite jacket too OP.

Jonkbaby | 16

#3898005 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:50

did you buy your jacket from, Cruella Deville?

freakinglaugher | 10

#3898385 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:15

Why can't you just except their love, OP?!

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3898540 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:58

Don't you mean accept?

theladyofepic | 3

#3898625 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:14

Apparently it's also the dog's favorite jacket.

freakinglaugher | 10

#3899718 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:13

Dang, I messed that one up pretty bad. Really need to stop this wake up and comment thing.

By maddyyghee | 6

#3897522 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Oh yuck :/

DrMime | 10

#3897704 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:28

Better than your dog getting violently intimate with your leg. Seriously, he penetrated! But now my leg is pregnant and I'm carrying our love child

DrMime | 10

#3897732 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:35

....Or it's a horrible cyst...

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3897883 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:29

Pop it, and put it on YouTube.

DrMime | 10

#3897891 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:33

I've never given birth on camera before!!!

Has there ever been a birth where it's just placenta? Because that's how this would end...

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#3898526 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:47

What the fuck is the matter with you..

ljbgamer | 1

#3898665 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:23

Sell it on eBay

By Complaining | 13

#3897538 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:06

Perhaps you should give your dog your coat then. Aside from that, got any funny remarks about the coat lately?

CalCommando | 6

#3898195 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:30

"Your coat smells very... unique."

By stickyvikky285 | 9

#3897541 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:06

That's gross ..

Fiskerz | 0

#3897777 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:48

He just really likes you and the jacket reminds him of you!

GoW_Chick | 14

#3897909 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:40

Is that gross STICKY Vikky?
I mean you might be the expert on this subject...

By tmd4L | 7

#3897545 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:07

Doggy style.

cBlackout | 13

#3897604 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:12

Took the words right out of my mouth.

cheesiestcake | 1

#3938428 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:37

Ikr

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3897549 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:07

At least it's warm when you need it?

GoW_Chick | 14

#3897896 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:34

Nothing beats putting on a warm, sticky, slighty salty smelling jacket on a chilly winter morning.

shazza26 | 1

#3902583 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:10

If she was in australia, it would be worse becaus it's summer

By CaptainCola | 7

#3897555 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:09

It's the dog's favorite jacket too

By BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3897568 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:09

Your dog needs a ducky..

rogue2888 | 4

#3897592 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:12

Cut it's rocks out lol

By RawrzIIshScareh | 0

#3897607 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:13

That's smexii. Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

death_dolphin24 | 0

#3901528 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:38

You mean a bitch?

By MrMustangg | 0

#3897615 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:14

I guess it's your dogs favourite jacket too

YDIomg | 9

#3899073 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:38

My cat did that with an old stuffy I had when I was younger, but after we got him fixed he stopped.

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