I hope you will keep their litter :)

What!?

That'd be a scary ass creature man!

even when you neuter them they still do that lol

18- Coated dogs? Aw shyt boys! Run fer duh hills!

or at least attempt to

21 - Jackrussles?

It's his favorite jacket too OP.

did you buy your jacket from, Cruella Deville?

Why can't you just except their love, OP?!

Don't you mean accept?

Apparently it's also the dog's favorite jacket.

Dang, I messed that one up pretty bad. Really need to stop this wake up and comment thing.

Oh yuck :/

Better than your dog getting violently intimate with your leg. Seriously, he penetrated! But now my leg is pregnant and I'm carrying our love child

....Or it's a horrible cyst...

Pop it, and put it on YouTube.

I've never given birth on camera before!!!

Has there ever been a birth where it's just placenta? Because that's how this would end...

What the fuck is the matter with you..

Sell it on eBay

Perhaps you should give your dog your coat then. Aside from that, got any funny remarks about the coat lately?

"Your coat smells very... unique."

That's gross ..

He just really likes you and the jacket reminds him of you!

Is that gross STICKY Vikky?
I mean you might be the expert on this subject...

Doggy style.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Ikr

At least it's warm when you need it?

Nothing beats putting on a warm, sticky, slighty salty smelling jacket on a chilly winter morning.

If she was in australia, it would be worse becaus it's summer

It's the dog's favorite jacket too

Your dog needs a ducky..

Cut it's rocks out lol

That's smexii. Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

You mean a bitch?

I guess it's your dogs favourite jacket too

My cat did that with an old stuffy I had when I was younger, but after we got him fixed he stopped.