By Cathy - 17/01/2012 00:33 - United States

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Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML
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antart3 18
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I hope you will keep their litter :)

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tmd4L 7
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Doggy style.

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antart3 18
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I hope you will keep their litter :)

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xSonic 9

That'd be a scary ass creature man!

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Pentium_4 27
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even when you neuter them they still do that lol

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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18- Coated dogs? Aw shyt boys! Run fer duh hills!

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Pentium_4 27
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or at least attempt to

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x_KL_x 7
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21 - Jackrussles?

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girl112891 7
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It's his favorite jacket too OP.

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Jonkbaby 22
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did you buy your jacket from, Cruella Deville?

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freakinglaugher 10
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Why can't you just except their love, OP?!

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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Don't you mean accept?

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theladyofepic 3

Apparently it's also the dog's favorite jacket.

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freakinglaugher 10
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Dang, I messed that one up pretty bad. Really need to stop this wake up and comment thing.

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DrMime 10
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Better than your dog getting violently intimate with your leg. Seriously, he penetrated! But now my leg is pregnant and I'm carrying our love child

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DrMime 10
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....Or it's a horrible cyst...

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Pop it, and put it on YouTube.

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DrMime 10
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I've never given birth on camera before!!! Has there ever been a birth where it's just placenta? Because that's how this would end...

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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What the fuck is the matter with you..

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ljbgamer 1
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Sell it on eBay

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Complaining 13
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Perhaps you should give your dog your coat then. Aside from that, got any funny remarks about the coat lately?

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CalCommando 6

"Your coat smells very... unique."

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Fiskerz 0

He just really likes you and the jacket reminds him of you!

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GoW_Chick 14

Is that gross STICKY Vikky? I mean you might be the expert on this subject...

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tmd4L 7
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Doggy style.

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cBlackout 13
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Took the words right out of my mouth.

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cheesiestcake 1

Ikr

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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At least it's warm when you need it?

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GoW_Chick 14

Nothing beats putting on a warm, sticky, slighty salty smelling jacket on a chilly winter morning.

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shazza26 1
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If she was in australia, it would be worse becaus it's summer

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CaptainCola 7
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It's the dog's favorite jacket too

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Your dog needs a ducky..

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rogue2888 4

Cut it's rocks out lol

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RawrzIIshScareh 0

That's smexii. Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

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death_dolphin24 0
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You mean a bitch?

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MrMustangg 0
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I guess it's your dogs favourite jacket too

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YDIomg 9
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My cat did that with an old stuffy I had when I was younger, but after we got him fixed he stopped.

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