Ask her to run with you? You can both get in shape and she won't have her suspicions. argh anti flood can suck my weiner.

lol this is so funny

I'd rather be fat then have that gay haircut of yours.

there is nothing wrong with being a little overweight and wanted to get more in shape . or even stay big if so chosen . as long as the weight doesn't affect your health that is.. I think op should have a long talk with the gf

**** you

9, I was thinking that your random capitalization and lower-cases mixed up was some sort of awesome secret message. But as I see it, FAINOP is not a word nor an acronym I am aware of, so that must just be fail on your part? 1, I think your hair is pretty awesome.

But if you anagram it you get FAP ON IA... maybe he either really likes or really hates Iowa.

wait does this mean you're living with your gf? wth man.

#1 i love your hair.

@67 Welcome to 1993. Where've you been?

Wow. run u fatass. or don't and plow ur gf instead. sex burns 200 calories roughly! ;)

@80 Who the hell are you replying to?

#12- you have a wiener?

You have a weiner, girl?

Good idea. Yea you should try asking her to run with you

lolz that's funny cuz u dnt hav a wenier!!!  or at least i hope not... 

but, you're a girl

round is a shape OP .. just ask Homer Simpson! xD

12 ur so pretty  u shud be a model  then u can meet sexy male models  **** anti flood bc i just found out wut it is and it just hAppend to me grrr hiss

round is a shape...

it's probably because she's not in the best of shape so she wants a bf who isn't in the best of shape so she doesn't have to bother exercising. good for you tho! keep on working out.

epic fail u loser

O: the one my last one is for comment disappeared WTF!

9 ur just jealous of 1;)

yeah get her run with u that way she can work off her fat ass and get off yours

Same thing happened to me when I came back from Basic. My girl was so surprised I was exercising of my own free will, she accuse me of lying. I dragged her with me on a couple of five mile ruck runs on a gravel trail. Never, ever bothered me about exercising again. P.S. 1: Your hair is modeled after... Goku?

Well you probably given her a reason not to trust you. Either way you should talk to her about it if not break up with her before things get out of hand.

Not true at all, #65. It's very common for people who suspect their partners of cheating to be sunconsciously projecting their own perfidious feelings on their partners. They rationalize their feelings and thoughts of infidelity by assuming that the other must feel the same way, then they suspect the partner has acted on those feelings. And it just snowballs from there, and then they end up on Cops. It's a defense mechanism. A really... REALLY retarded defense mechanism.

come back all sweaty, wait that might not work. well are you cheating cause that's a hell of a good excuse. In fact, you could go out for a "run" and then just run to your girlfriends house.

@mesnugglez - it might be possible she's been cheated on by a previous partner and is now always suspicious. But I agree, they need to talk about why she thinks that.

by girlfriends, I mean your other girlfriends. and if she loves far away. well you're still getting a workout right?

@JupiterIcicle - Was any of that directed at me? I can't figure out who you're replying to. When you're in a long thread, you should specify who your reply is directed towards.

it was to the OP. lol I don't really reply to the people on this site because half of them (not neccesarily you.) are complete morons.

lol number 61. clever

Yes everyone I've got a weiner and it's huge. You can see it fr space. (For everyone who can't tell that's sarcasm) :D

if you stay with her ydi

@JupiterIcicle - Well if you're not replying to anyone, then don't click reply. Stay our of existing threads if you aren't adding to the conversation. It clutters them up with irrelevant posts.

I hve a question for ^^^^^ What's a Fu@$ or whatever you put. I don't speak symbol and neither does OP

98 wut the **** is in ur pic or wut the hell is it supposed to be??  op- my friend once had a loser gf tht told him not to cheat! meanwhile, she had another bf of her own... he never cheated, she did! so f•ck her and get a new gf

133 - read their name lol

their? I'm one person

I still dnt get it and yes their as in o their name picture is ******* stupid

their is possesive u idiot it can be for one person

Their can be used in place of his or her when the gender is unknown. However in this case JupiterIcicle has a blue outline around their pic, therefore it would appear he's a guy. JupiterIcicle's picture is of the planet Jupiter captured in an icicle, does that make it any clearer, rawr_says_dino12?

haha I get iiiit!!!! o thts funny! duznt exactly look like an icicle tho..  but thnx haha u the best

blue duz not mean its a dude  it cud be a chick!!!!! 

Sorry, rawr_says_dino, I'll make it clearer. Each avatar has an outline around it; gray, pink and blue. These correspond to how people have filled in their info, pink is for people who've said they're female, blue for male, and gray for those who haven't fill it in. (This is by no means definitive as people could lie, but let's assume that people tell the truth about their gender)

haha plot twist! But I've heard that the most insecure people are the ones doing the cheating so this is very possible

76 ur smexy!

81- your creepy! why can't everyone just leave the girls of this website alone.

I agree with 88. Are there seriously that many sex deprived FML users? And if so why aren't they the ones posting?

Nice to know

O_e

wut does OP mean??

o thnx hehe

wait wuts ur picture?? it's creepyyyy 