Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated,...

By Gary - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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Walk on the wild side

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Near the knuckle

By 5minsolder - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By konens_dick - United States

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By Lucas79 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By unlucky - Canada

Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML

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By r1has - Pakistan - Rawalpindi

Today, someone spilled ammonium hydroxide in ethanol solution in the lab, which smells like very concentrated urine. Since the experiment involved Bunsen burners, we couldn't turn on the fans. We had to work in a lab that smelled like Satan's piss for 2 hours. FML

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By Emily - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By wow - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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By LoveSick

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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By itisobviouseinstein - United States - New York

Today, a bible toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By iskalion - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By jl_word - United States

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML

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By unlolable4321 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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By 123alleyesonme - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By cupcakelady127 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Tyrone

Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - San Diego

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I had to do an assignment about my greatest achievement and about an award I've received. I don't have either. FML

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By muggle68 - United States

Today, was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

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By slypher25aussie - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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By Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By Colbasaur - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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By alone - United States

Today, I committed to babysitting on Valentine's Day not because I needed the money, but because I just got dumped. FML

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By erdot - Romania - Bucuresti

Today, after 7 years of writing my PhD thesis, I found a book containing all the exact findings I've spent arduous hours, nay, years discovering. My tutoring professor somehow forgot to mention I was discovering sealing wax. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Watertown

Today, I felt bad about rarely complimenting my mom about her cooking, so during dinner, I raved about her incredible, creamy, macaroni and cheese. It came from a box. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 17:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Bad timing

Today, someone screwed up the roller door at work, so I had to fix it. After doing so and leaving work late, I get home to find out my dog of 14 years had to be put down. If the door didn't need fixing, I would've been able to say goodbye. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/9/2020 23:01 - United States - San Bernardino

The long con

Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night. So I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. Thats when he said, "you have lettuce in your teeth." FML

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By dogggg - India - Pune

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

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By fatface - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML

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By Iwtumn - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about. Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth. I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine. FML

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By Lonely, I am so lonely - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML

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By arekusa - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

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By Boondocks | 0

#1045931 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:12

Way to observe your environment. Nice.

By technicolorRAWR | 0

#1045939 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:38

wow. your seriously going to call him a dumbass because he fell down stairs. I fall down stairs, doesn't mean I'm dumb. and I'm sure you all will not be paying attention someday and fall down a flight of stairs. and I hope you post it as an fml so I could call you a dumbass

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By horcrux | 6

#1045930 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:10

Fail.

andruha1123 | 5

#1045934 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:18

you fail

SOTYsNumber1Fan | 0

#1045936 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:29

sue?

deliciouscake | 3

#1045944 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:45

Vision.

You do not has it.

SlipKnoT_Fukk | 0

#1045957 - Sunday 27 June 2010 13:22

lol pay attention to where your walking :p

teresa_009 | 0

#1045966 - Sunday 27 June 2010 13:39

lol you're not supposed to stare up constantly :L

Blame_The_Dog | 0

#1045983 - Sunday 27 June 2010 14:13

he can't sue because there was a sign warning him, typical kid thinking suing is the easy way out -_-

Kiill3rQu33n16 | 0

#1045995 - Sunday 27 June 2010 14:58

ydi for being a clumsy bitch.

this is a major fail. :P

HeyMina | 0

#1046012 - Sunday 27 June 2010 15:51

A catastrophic fail.
Sounds like something I would do. >:(

Gofrieddough12 | 5

#1046064 - Sunday 27 June 2010 16:26

u idiot!! u fail at life no matter wat u do!

redheadregect | 0

#1046083 - Sunday 27 June 2010 16:41

dumbass op. were r all the good fmls?

dudemanfyl | 0

#1046113 - Sunday 27 June 2010 17:08

absolute fail mabie you should have looked down occasionally YDI

beetman5 | 4

#1046114 - Sunday 27 June 2010 17:11

his name is Gary, how is he a bitch?

junkboy | 4

#1046122 - Sunday 27 June 2010 17:29

I modded this one!

dont_be_that_guy_fml | 0

#1046257 - Sunday 27 June 2010 19:49

I'd suggest an elevator next time. Just don't fall down the shaft.

iitzRez | 0

#1046482 - Sunday 27 June 2010 23:42

haha ii was high when ii read this and ii laughed my ass off.. niCe o.O

triple_double | 1

#1047211 - Monday 28 June 2010 18:27

guess who's the falling debris?

By Boondocks | 0

#1045931 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:12

Way to observe your environment. Nice.

DamnDatFML | 0

#1045965 - Sunday 27 June 2010 13:38

Yo! You gotta ciggawette?

haha Boondocks is Awesome!

By FFML_314 | 11

#1045932 - Sunday 27 June 2010 12:13

I am famous for falling down stairs and destroying laundry baskets lol!

Ragnir | 0

#1045951 - Sunday 27 June 2010 13:03

I can understand falling down the stairs because it happens, but destroying laundry baskets? What do you do fall down stairs with laundry basket in hand or something crazy? Haha.. OP, I want to buy you a helmet and write on back of it, "warning, beware of human avalanche"

technicolorRAWR | 0

#1045954 - Sunday 27 June 2010 13:17

she probably just meant that she fell down the stairs onto a laundry basket. since I'm sure it doesn't happen to often she probably jokes that she is famous for it. the helmet would be funny.