ok you aren't funny but the OP obviously has a sense of humor funnnyyyy

Not an Fml... who the hell cares?

Fatass

not funny dude

Awwww nobody likes fat jokes. Especially fat people.

mmmmmmm krispy kreme

idk he made me lol, first step is admitting you have a problem

Fthetreadmill's life

well treadmills do talk to other treadmills so you should always be careful

Hmm my friend. Sounds like you have a dilema. But I know of a great way to lose weight fast! HAVE THAT DAMN BABY ALREADY AND GET A SPRAY TAN! ... Works in as little as 2 weeks!

I agree with 2.

I've rarely seen fat people in the gym...I think there's a reason for that. (They usually quit after the new years resolution fades away in a week or two, but if they don't quit (so rare!), they get fit) @ OP...You're fat, and there's no use sugarcoating it cos you'd eat that too (LOL) I think this is sad tho, you don't deserve the fat jokes if you're actually using a treadmill (I hope you stick to a healthy eating and exercise routine). I do see why you'd lie to the machine if you don't want the person after you to see your real weight, but at the same time, I don't think most people would care.

who's gonna see it other than you? what's the point in the first place

I LOLd more then the actual fml

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