Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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abcdefghiloveyou
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YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
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Cthulu
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I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
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Cthulu
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I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
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UziTopete
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ok you aren't funny but the OP obviously has a sense of humor funnnyyyy
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Averizzle
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Not an Fml... who the hell cares?
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rochound
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Fatass
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daniel1_1
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not funny dude
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Cthulu
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Awwww nobody likes fat jokes. Especially fat people.
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brownlace
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mmmmmmm krispy kreme
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Rapture333
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idk he made me lol, first step is admitting you have a problem
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Guuurlplease
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Fthetreadmill's life
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abcdefghiloveyou
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YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
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Bl4ck_1c3
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well treadmills do talk to other treadmills so you should always be careful
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DarDarAttack
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HAVE THAT DAMN BABY ALREADY AND GET A SPRAY TAN!
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steedy
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I agree with 2.
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pepsie_fml
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wow um
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wes85
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I've seen fat girls do that in a crowded gym.
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Darkhumor
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I've rarely seen fat people in the gym...I think there's a reason for that. (They usually quit after the new years resolution fades away in a week or two, but if they don't quit (so rare!), they get fit)
@ OP...You're fat, and there's no use sugarcoating it cos you'd eat that too
(LOL)
I think this is sad tho, you don't deserve the fat jokes if you're actually using a treadmill (I hope you stick to a healthy eating and exercise routine). I do see why you'd lie to the machine if you don't want the person after you to see your real weight, but at the same time, I don't think most people would care.
@ OP...You're fat, and there's no use sugarcoating it cos you'd eat that too
(LOL)
I think this is sad tho, you don't deserve the fat jokes if you're actually using a treadmill (I hope you stick to a healthy eating and exercise routine). I do see why you'd lie to the machine if you don't want the person after you to see your real weight, but at the same time, I don't think most people would care.
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PhillyFox
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Afraid the treadmill will make fun of you?
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youthink_fml
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There's a reason it asks for your weight. It knew you were lying though.
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clib542
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until you can honest with yourself, good luck losing any weight.
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mattf013
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who's gonna see it other than you?
what's the point in the first place
what's the point in the first place
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Panther_fml
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Now aren't you a rebel.
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ButtNekked
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I LOLd more then the actual fml
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cbano
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q
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denuaj9
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You suck.
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lsfry
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At least you're getting on a treadmill to do something about it! Good for you!