By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Cthulu 0

I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.

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Cthulu 0

I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.

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UziTopete 0

ok you aren't funny but the OP obviously has a sense of humor funnnyyyy

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Averizzle 0

Not an Fml... who the hell cares?

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Cthulu 0

Awwww nobody likes fat jokes. Especially fat people.

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Rapture333 0

idk he made me lol, first step is admitting you have a problem

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Guuurlplease 0

Fthetreadmill's life

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Bl4ck_1c3 2

well treadmills do talk to other treadmills so you should always be careful

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DarDarAttack 0

Hmm my friend. Sounds like you have a dilema. But I know of a great way to lose weight fast! HAVE THAT DAMN BABY ALREADY AND GET A SPRAY TAN! ... Works in as little as 2 weeks!

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wes85 2

I've seen fat girls do that in a crowded gym.

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Darkhumor 0

I've rarely seen fat people in the gym...I think there's a reason for that. (They usually quit after the new years resolution fades away in a week or two, but if they don't quit (so rare!), they get fit) @ OP...You're fat, and there's no use sugarcoating it cos you'd eat that too (LOL) I think this is sad tho, you don't deserve the fat jokes if you're actually using a treadmill (I hope you stick to a healthy eating and exercise routine). I do see why you'd lie to the machine if you don't want the person after you to see your real weight, but at the same time, I don't think most people would care.

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PhillyFox 0

Afraid the treadmill will make fun of you?

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youthink_fml 0

There's a reason it asks for your weight. It knew you were lying though.

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clib542 0

until you can honest with yourself, good luck losing any weight.

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mattf013 0

who's gonna see it other than you? what's the point in the first place

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lsfry 0

At least you're getting on a treadmill to do something about it! Good for you!

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